Now that's ferkin' hilarious...cut, pasted and saved....I'll have fun with that one today.
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Being an Alphabet kid born before short buses.....that tickles me thilly!...............................:beer1:
~Richard
Seems we had a taxation caused revolution here a couple hunnert years ago.
Now we are aping the UK tax system....
The taxes from those who pay are split equally with the 2% of Aristos' and the 55% of those who don't or won't work.
Whodathunkit? :shrug:
~Richard
Having spent today getting hammered (no, not that kind of hammered) on San Francisco Bay I was reminded of a favorite saying:
"There's no such thing as bad weather, just bad clothing."
I remember a day in Basic Training, it was raining like hell and we double timed it on an 8 mile hike with full gear. One of the guys said to a sergeant, "It's Raining"! Well first of all you don't complain to a Sergeant especially in Basic Training. Sarge gives this guy the "stink-eye" and says, "It doesn't RAIN in the Army, it only Rains on the Army"!!!!
Why is Folgers Coffee Grown In The Mountains?
Because the Green Giant is Pea'ing In The Valley!
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Saw this, and much rolling on the floor laughing ensued.....
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"Can't get your goat if you don't tell them where it's parked!'
~Richard