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01-06-2017, 03:09 AM #3171Senior Member
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Harrison Ford had a line in a movie where he says he had to take a Ginko Biloba pill so he could remember to take his Viagra.
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01-06-2017, 03:10 PM #3172
After a root canal; I will say that a person can learn a lot about skin stretching for a shave...not all good!
YMMV
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01-06-2017, 05:57 PM #3173Senior Member
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01-06-2017, 06:05 PM #3174'with that said'
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Thanks my friend, there were a couple I hadn't seen!
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Well back to 'quips'
How big is a monkey's banana?
Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdin’s cave of 'stuff'.
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01-08-2017, 10:06 PM #3176'with that said'
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I heard this today on Rock a Billy Radio (an online radio station) and since today is the Birthday of the Oldest Member here at SRP (to the best of my knowledge) and is the originator of this thread, here's a Quip for the Birthday Boy err, Man err Old Fart well anyway!
"Don't Sweat the Petty things and Don't Pet the Sweaty Things"!
Happy Birthday razorfeld!
Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdin’s cave of 'stuff'.
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01-11-2017, 09:48 PM #3177'with that said'
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When asked what the difference between a 'Fiddle' and a 'Violin' accomplished musician Allison Krause replied:
"No one cares if you spill beer on a Fiddle".Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdin’s cave of 'stuff'.
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01-12-2017, 01:12 PM #3178Senior Member
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Any Portlandia fans here?
Put a (snow) bird on it!
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01-16-2017, 10:35 PM #3179
The perfect answer to people talking behind your back . . . fart.
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01-17-2017, 08:14 AM #3180Senior Member
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I don't have OCD.
I have CDO. It's similar but the letters are in the correct alphabetical order like they should be...Fact: Opinions are not the same as facts... Well, that's my opinion anyway
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