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Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump
“Librarians are tour-guides for all of knowledge.”
― Patrick Ness
"Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center." — Kurt Vonnegut
While many seek fortune, we all should seek wisdom.
Random thoughts on a bleary eyed morning.
To hell with being deep!!
Today is my last day teaching high school!! WOOT... I don't know if I'll go back to it or not. All I know is today is the last day I see the batch of kids I have now. It's bitter sweet!
" Psychoanalysis is the disease it purports to cure "
Karl Kraus
“Even when we do not actively participate in our destiny, we are still on a chosen path. Life has a way of making decisions for us.”
― Nina Guilbeau
"The heart has reasons that reason does not understand."
~Blaise Pascal
“A relationship is likely to last way longer, if each partner convinces or has convinced themselves that they do not deserve their partner, even if that is not true.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
" Comedy is tragedy plus time "
Charlie Chaplin
“Never give up is more important than the success”
― Abhinav Kushwaha
" Life itself is a success; what we do with it is that which makes it ours."
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“There are too many ways to drown even if you don’t want to drown.”
― Charles Bukowski
" Mostly, it's entirely possible that the person you're eager to help doesn't believe what you believe and doesn't want what you want."
Seth's Blog
"NEVER compliment a woman on her mustache, no matter how epic it is"
Anon
:roflmao :roflmao
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Originally Posted by Dieseld
“Shovels serve two purposes. One is to dig holes and the other is to fill them. And I must say that my life evidences my expertise with the first, but apparently I can’t figure out the second.”
― Craig D. Lounsbrough
" All propaganda is lies, even when it is telling the truth."
George Orwell
I believe Tony Montana loosely quoted Orwell..............Quote:
Originally Posted by Geezer
“I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.” – Tony Montana
A corollary to that would be...Quote:
Originally Posted by Dieseld
Never mention a woman's baby bump before she mentions the pregnancy first.
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Originally Posted by Utopian
And never assume and send them to the Mom baby floor at the hospital before asking them what they are there for/where do you want to go.....
I have seen that happen more than once.
But not by the same person.
They only do it once!:rofl2:
My long former mother in law, the proper English Episcopalian priest, made such mistakes twice. Both women's reactions guaranteed that it would not happen a third time.
Sounds like a Yogi Berra quoteQuote:
Originally Posted by Midway
speaking of which...
You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.
“Before opening your mouth to talk, you should open your mind to think.”
― Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words
Best to be looked at as a fool, than to open your mouth and end all doubt.
Just another way of looking at it ,Dave. !!
"It is better to keep your mouth shut
and appear stupid
than to open it
and remove all doubt"
Mark Twain
Pete <:-}
It's better to say something and appear ignorant
than it is to be silent and remain ignorant.
--me in the lab
Never argue with a fool. Anyone watching may not be able to tell you apart.
If you ask a question and admit your ignorance, hopefully the answer will solve that problem.Quote:
Originally Posted by Utopian
That is exactly my point. I hate it when people pretend to know something but clearly don't. When it is work involved, you can't get away with that.Quote:
Originally Posted by 32t
“Introspection does not need to be a still life. It can be an active alchemy.”
― Anaïs Nin, The Diary of Anaïs Nin, Vol. 1: 1931-1934
"A person may be perfectly polite..and still be an ass."
Overheard on the ward.
“villages grew into towns, towns into cities. And people began to live on the earth rather than within it.”
― Patrick Ness, A Monster Calls
Ordinary men doing extraordinary things become extraordinary men.
Gentlemen and women, thank you for your service to our great country. Happy Memorial Day.
“It seems altogether probable that we would live with far greater care if we realized that in living out our day we are in fact writing out our history.”
― Craig D. Lounsbrough
" That's what I consider true generosity. You give your all and yet you feel as if it costs you nothing."
Simon deBeauvoir
“If i look weird, it doesn't mean that you're normal.”
― Rokas Jaskevičius
" Old age is the most unexpected of things which can happen to man. "
Trotsky
" Old age is the least expected of those things which may happen to man. "
Trotsky
