“It's not about being educated, it's about being civilised.”
― Deepak Madhu Nair
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“It's not about being educated, it's about being civilised.”
― Deepak Madhu Nair
Dorothy Parker, commenting on her divorce.. "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard."
“Remember, life is a bit tough most of the time.
Also remember, if it was easy it would be boring.”
― Akash Lakhotia, World Hypnotized: Making of the Fuhrer
" Often silence is the wisest thing for a man to heed."
Pindar
“If the food that one ate the night before were somehow able to be seen and identified through one’s clothes throughout the day, millions of employees would each fast ten or so days before their payday.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar is W T F.
I do hope you folks remembered to get a filth on the third for the fourth!
“The condition upon which God hath given liberty to man is eternal vigilance.”
John Philpot Curran
Happy 4th gents
“It's the problem with mistakes, they tend to linger.”
― Maria V. Snyder, Fire Study
“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.” ― Groucho Marx
"We have only one person o blame, and that's each other.'
Barry Back
“We often throw rocks not realizing that they’re going to land somewhere.”
― Craig D. Lounsbrough
"I will take any amount of criticism, as long as is unqualified praise."
Noel Coward
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
“A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.”
― Groucho Marx
"It takes a heap of sense to write good nonsense"
Mark Twain
Seen on a small drive in coffee shop:
Coffee
The Real Vitamin C
“Every life is a canvas and every interaction is a brush, therefore we’d be wise to consider how we handle the paint.”
― Craig D. Lounsbrough
The last time he had a thought "outside of the box" was when he was born.
Overheard in a art supply store.
"Every day without fail one should consider himself as dead"-Tsunetomo
Think about that one Bush Rangers.
My all time favorite Twain quotation..
"It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." --Mark Twain
“Having unthoughtful thoughts for me is unthinkable, so much so that I cannot even think about that.”
― Ana Claudia Antunes
" Sanity is madness put to good use "
George Santayana
“Oblivion is inevitable!!”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars
"This is a very complicated case, Maude. A lot of ins, a lot of outs. Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict drug regimen to keep my mind limber."
-- The Dude (The Big Lebowski)
"The shape of a container is not the nature of that which is contained."
Koan
“Some look at your strength and see an opportunity and some look at your weaknesses and see an opportunity .”
― irrfan ishaq
" A shadow in the darkness reveals more than it conceals."
Koan
~Richard
“Most poor people do not really aspire to end poverty; they merely aspire to escape it.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
"Explanation is not a release from suffering."
Koan
Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.
“Writing is like talking to yourself, just in a way that makes it look like you're not crazy!”
― Mary Kate
“Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.” ―Dorothy Parker
" Education consists mainly of that which we have unlearmed."
Mark Twain
“For some men to be great, others
must be enslaved.”
― George R.R. Martin, A Dance with Dragons
" A cigarette is the perfect type of perfect pleasure,
it is exquisite and leaves one unsatisfied."
Oscar Wilde
“To truly know what is good in life you must experience the bad as well.”
― Various
"A city without trees is not fit for a dog."
(Jeanne Gleeson)
"Is my wife dissatisfied with my body?… a small part of me says yes." --Stewart Francis
