"If you're afraid to fail, you'll never succeed"
Louie Simmons
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"If you're afraid to fail, you'll never succeed"
Louie Simmons
"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."
--Abraham Lincoln
Makes some kind of sense!?!?
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Great one there Richard :tu
"You can’t take it with you, and even if you did, it would probably melt.” ― Dorothy Parker
“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.”
― Albert Einstein
"Life is what happens while we are busy making other plans."
I like this one :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dieseld
It reminds me of the overtly critical mathematicians who every now and then follow their rabbit so very far that the mathematical probabilities and improbabilities become so staggering that they snap, and become spiritual.
Not to push one belief or another I simply think it's good to hold "something" sacred. Pick something, and maintain that feeling of a miracle. Trust me, you'll benefit. IMHO
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"It's spelled 'Da Vinci' but pronounced 'Du Vinchi'. Foreigners always spell better than they pronounce." --Mark Twain
My wife lets me make all the important decisions...she just lets me know which ones are important.
Arguing with a woman is like reading a software license agreement. In the end you just ignore everything and click, "I agree".
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How about advice to the young single man:
Deciding to marry a woman is like reading a software license agreement. In the end you just ignore everything and click, "I agree".
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Originally Posted by Haroldg48
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Canadian comedian John Wing expands on this.Quote:
Originally Posted by MrHouston
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3TK8up2SDs
And this has been done many times/many ways. I hope all will enjoy--
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y0I91rubg
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You guys are killing me lmao!
“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”
― Oscar Wilde, Lady Windermere's Fan
"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone."
"I'm a Leo. We act like these big lions," she says, "but at the end of the day, we're little pussycats."
Liz Cambage
“Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.”
― Neil Gaiman, Coraline
"FINAGLE'S RESEARCH RULE #1: Do not believe in miracles...rely on them."
"Luck favors the prepared."
-- Edna Mode
"Chance favors the prepared mind." Louis PasteurQuote:
Originally Posted by MikeT
Asimov styled all things of that sort as corollaries of Finagle's General Law of Dynamic Negativity; things like "anything that can go wrong, will", "constants aren't and variables don't", etc. They're always good for a chuckle and then a reflective "hmm.. that's actually true."Quote:
Originally Posted by Geezer
“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.”
― Thomas A. Edison
"I am firm, you are obstinate, he is a pig-headed fool."
Progressivism : Ideas so good they need a police/surveillance-state to enforce.
If it weren't a misnomer, I'd be one! ;)
“I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.”
― Albert Einstein
"...real life has changing rules, hidden rules, rules that aren't fair. Real life often doesn't reveal itself to us all at once, the way the rules of baseball are clearly written down."
Seth
Yep, just as a "liberal" was once a proponent of liberty, free enterprise, and self-determination.Quote:
Originally Posted by MikeT
If two out of three definitions I find on the web redefine excrement, I still won't make a sandwich with it.
I sure could use some new four letter adjectives though!
“You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go...”
~Dr. Suess
" I can't give you brains, but I can give you a diploma."
(The Wizard of Oz)
"Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever."
--Keanu Reeves in The Replacements
:) hehehe Just feeling a bit random today.
The only reason that management wants someone with a degree to join their ranks is not because they are any smarter but they have proven they can sit through at least 4 years straight of meetings.
32t
Amen, brother!
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Originally Posted by 32t
“Everything you can imagine is real.”
― Pablo Picasso
"I'd rather think I'm smarter than I am, than know I'm dumber than I think."
--Dr L.C.Wilde
