He who would pun would pick a pocket... looks like we have a pickpocket in our midst boys, get a rope!
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He who would pun would pick a pocket... looks like we have a pickpocket in our midst boys, get a rope!
'A pun is the highest form of humor, It changes the view of all who don't yet have the aversion to thought."
Just me musing
~Richard
A good pun is its own reword.
The truth is that I'm not quick enough for puns! Lol
I can be clever, but only if I have enough time to think about it, so puns go right over my head most of the time.
I've always considered puns to be reserved for the English, and Dads.
So I'm hoping that "Dad Power" will flow into my brain soon..
:idea:
Just saw this online--
In search of fresh vegetable puns;
Lettuce Know
Beets me how you collard the posts. Any thyme you can turnip answers is o kale with me.
~Richard
And Then....
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Another take on an old adage..
"Teach a man to fish, and you liberate him from the tyrant that you may have become, were you to simply feed him generosity."
--Serial Philosopher
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work." --Thomas Edison
“Peace begins with a smile..”
― Mother Teresa
'Nuf politics...now!
~Richard
Sorry Richard, no offense meant by it, sometimes my humor is a little rough.
“What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.”
― Ralph Waldo Emerson
" The measure of a man is not his strength, his reach, his color, but it is his self."
Old proverb
Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
― Leo Tolstoy
Dogs can't operate MRI scanners but catscan
“Whatever you are, be a good one.”
― Abraham Lincoln
My best friends toast at my wedding, I thought it was hilarious and great, yet it was not well received by others!
:shrug:
"Possibility is like a little dog humping an elephants leg, it never forgets to dream big!"
--Dr L.C.Wilde
Gotta love the imagery! Lol
:roflmao :roflmao
That is a classic for sure Mike, thanks!!!!
“Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.”
― Thomas Szasz
"Rational discussion is useful only when there is a significant base of shared assumptions."
--Noam Chomsky
Cleanliness becomes more important when Godliness is unlikely.
“First they ignore you. Then they ridicule you. And then they attack you and want to burn you. And then they build monuments to you.”
― Nicholas Klein
Doesn't get any more relevant than that.
Spot on.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage : they have experienced pain and bought jewellery - Rita Rudner
" A bad woman always has something she regards as a curse---a real bit of goodness hidden away somewhere."
Lady Laura Troubridge
“I hope she'll be a fool -- that's the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.”
― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.
David Niven
"What ever one possesses of value to others, will affect to some degree, for better or worse, for richer or poorer, cause them sickness or health, until death or otherwise they part with it."
--My twice divorced brother.
“May you live every day of your life.”
― Jonathan Swift
"...I'll wipe away all trivial fond records (Hamlet, I-5-98)"
Wishing without work is like fishing without bait. --Frank Tyger
"In any given society, the value one is born with will alter their experience. I was born with my intellect and my hands.
Often I have wondered what colossal challenges of character I would have faced if my body and companionship were of great value as well."
“I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge. That myth is more potent than history. That dreams are more powerful than facts. That hope always triumphs over experience. That laughter is the only cure for grief. And I believe that love is stronger than death.”
― Robert Fulghum, All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten: Uncommon Thoughts On Common Things
"Better a witty fool than a foolish wit."
--William Shakespeare
**Possibly Sir Francis Bacon ;)
"Were wishes horses...beggars would be riding winners at Santa Anita."
A variation...
~Richard
Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited to all we now know and understand, while imagination embraces the entire world, and all there ever will be to know and understand.
― Albert Einstein