Thread: Colloquialisms

There's all sorts of odd sayings around.

A spin on Dennis' post is not knowing sh*t from shampoo.

You could be lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut.

Originally Posted by DMS

... I even got to attend the Calgary stampede once, very much like the Houston Rodeo right down to the chuck wagon races except ours is held indoors.

Wusses! That's as useless as a fart in a windstorm.

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Ooooh! Fart in a windstorm! THAT was another of Grandma's favorite expressions; usually used to describe an over active kid. Not me. I was a lump.

Criminitly (spelling?) was another expression I heard growing up; but can't remember who used it. I think a friend's mother.

I guess you could always piss into the wind (or a fan).

I know people who are so dumb they can't pour piss out of a boot without reading the directions on the heel first.

But, whatever you do, don't piss on my shoes and tell me it's raining.