Thread: Let's Play A Game... No, Not Monopoly...

Originally Posted by syslight

....Dance, sing and rejoice that intelligent life is taking over.

What would your do if...... instead of a hot cup of coffee in the morning SWMBO poured you a beer, 4 shots of wild turkey and said "good morning"?

Kiss her, thank her and go for broke and ask her if next time she could do it in nothing but heels?

What would you do if... you discovered your house was the scene of a multiple murder and possibly haunted?

Sell the rights to the highest bidder and move to Fiji on the proceeds.

What would you do if ... you knew your country was about to elect the biggest moronic bigot the world has ever seen to be your new leader?

James.

Originally Posted by Jimbo

Sell the rights to the highest bidder and move to Fiji on the proceeds.

What would you do if ... you knew your country was about to elect the biggest moronic bigot the world has ever seen to be your new leader?

James.

Probably think to myself "Oh no! Not this again!"

What would you do if... you could travel back in time and give your younger self one piece of advice?

I'd tell me to not worry so much - huge genitalia turns out to be a good thing...

What would you do if... you could travel forward in time and give yourself one piece of advice?

James.

But what if you traveled forward in time and you were dead?

Originally Posted by Jimbo

What would you do if... you could travel forward in time and give yourself one piece of advice?

"Remember, I hid the gold bars 30 feet due West of the big rock in the woods, the bodies are 30 feet due EAST"

What would you do if.... you suddenly realized that the laws of physics do not apply to you?

Voluntarily check myself into the funny farm.

What would you do if... you stand to inherit 100 million dollars from a rich uncle you never knew you had, but to get it you had to do something you found morally reprehensible?

James.

Originally Posted by Jimbo

Sell the rights to the highest bidder and move to Fiji on the proceeds.

What would you do if ... you knew your country was about to elect the biggest moronic bigot the world has ever seen to be your new leader?

James.

I'd say how did this happen? Obama already had two turns..............

Originally Posted by Jimbo

Voluntarily check myself into the funny farm.

What would you do if... you stand to inherit 100 million dollars from a rich uncle you never knew you had, but to get it you had to do something you found morally reprehensible?

James.

Nobody has to know about the goat and broccoli incident......it never happened........NEVER !!!. Now about that million dollars. So my turn to spin again is it ....hmmm ......mmmkay then what would you do if ........it's the second before you have to stand in front of a crowd of 1000 dignitaries to give a 30 minute speech which will ultimately save the world. You have suddenly got a case of the noisiest flatulence that won't quit...(it's almost painful if you don't release) you have to go in front of all of these people or it's curtains and hey Your on kid, like right now !!!...What do you do ? Did I mention you got one of those new ultra sensitive microphones that can pick up a fly breakin wind a mile away MUWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH !!!(really this just brought out the demon in me)

If that last one was to riske...I'll polish it up a bit. The temptation was just too much for me to bear. Apologies.