Thread: Let's Play A Game... No, Not Monopoly...

Okay, since the Syria thread is getting pretty intense and serious, as well as my last thread in this part of the forum, I figured it was time for a bit of lightheartedness.

So, let's play a game... The rules are pretty simple. The OP (me, for those of you viewing at home) kicks it off with a question of "What would you do if..." and the first person to respond must answer the question, and then post another. Feel free to be as serious or humorous as you'd like, but above all, keep it clean and no instigating.

Ready? Good.

"What would you do if... in the midst of a prank war, your best friend filled your car with Barbasol shaving cream (because, honestly, who would waste good Proraso?) and you had to one up him?"


Aaaaaannnnnnndd ​GO!!

Originally Posted by crouton976

Okay, since the Syria thread is getting pretty intense and serious, as well as my last thread in this part of the forum, I figured it was time for a bit of lightheartedness.

So, let's play a game... The rules are pretty simple. The OP (me, for those of you viewing at home) kicks it off with a question of "What would you do if..." and the first person to respond must answer the question, and then post another. Feel free to be as serious or humorous as you'd like, but above all, keep it clean and no instigating.

Ready? Good.

"What would you do if... in the midst of a prank war, your best friend filled your car with Barbasol shaving cream (because, honestly, who would waste good Proraso?) and you had to one up him?"


Aaaaaannnnnnndd ​GO!!

Fill theirs up with cotton candy ? My question.....what would you do if you woke up with yer shorts full of peanut butter ? I know it's weird but it's the first thing that randomly popped into my head.......which implies nothing about me..........NOTHING .

Originally Posted by Nightblade

Fill theirs up with cotton candy ? My question.....what would you do if you woke up with yer shorts full of peanut butter ? I know it's weird but it's the first thing that randomly popped into my head.......which implies nothing about me..........NOTHING .

... Find a woman who's shorts are filled with jam.

what would you do if you dog ate you last cake of Tabac and the police where in the yard cause he was foaming at the mouth?

Grab a hot towel and chair and ask the cops if they'd like a shave?

What would you do if you were suddenly granted the power to to freeze time for the next 5 minutes, one time use only?

Originally Posted by syslight

... Find a woman who's shorts are filled with jam.

Ahh yes awesome answer.

Originally Posted by crouton976

Grab a hot towel and chair and ask the cops if they'd like a shave?

What would you do if you were suddenly granted the power to to freeze time for the next 5 minutes, one time use only?

Nothing.............except think about the next question I'm gonna pose since there is absolutely nothing one could do in 5 min shy of running through the halls of my apartment complex necked. Which AGAIN ....implies nothing about me.........ABSOLUTLY NOTHING I TELL YOU ! Now then ...........If you were alone in the next room of a party with a whole tray of fresh cooked cheesy brats and had that same time freezing ability...what would you do ? This isn't easy ya know.It's like speed critical thinking and riddle time here.

Originally Posted by Nightblade

Nothing.............except think about the next question I'm gonna pose since there is absolutely nothing one could do in 5 min shy of running through the halls of my apartment complex necked. Which AGAIN ....implies nothing about me.........ABSOLUTLY NOTHING I TELL YOU ! Now then ...........If you were alone in the next room of a party with a whole tray of fresh cooked cheesy brats and had that same time freezing ability...what would you do ? This isn't easy ya know.It's like speed critical thinking and riddle time here.

Stuff those in everyones mouths! What would you do if you fell out of a plane without a parachute?

Originally Posted by Laurens

Stuff those in everyones mouths! What would you do if you fell out of a plane without a parachute?

Enjoy the ride... after all, it's not the fall that kills you, just the sudden stop at the end.

What would you do if... you awoke one morning and realized the world was being taken over by slugs?

Originally Posted by crouton976

What would you do if... you awoke one morning and realized the world was being taken over by slugs?

....Dance, sing and rejoice that intelligent life is taking over.

What would your do if...... instead of a hot cup of coffee in the morning SWMBO poured you a beer, 4 shots of wild turkey and said "good morning"?