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  1. 02-14-2007, 04:15 AM #11
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    YOU pulled a muscle??? I thought, since you were married, that it was her job to pull...wait, never mind, don't want to cross the line here!

    RT
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  2. 02-14-2007, 05:18 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by JLStorm View Post
    I bet we look like an 80 year old couple walking down the street right about now.
    Except for the smile on your faces
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  3. 02-14-2007, 05:24 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by azjoe View Post
    Except for the smile on your faces
    No I assure you..the expression on my face is one of pain...I can barely stand up straight lol.
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    happened once to me, like a month ago. Damn that sucked. Stretching, hot showers, and massages. That's what helped me.

    I couldn't find the video clip of the actual performance, I think it was removed, but here's a little something for you to giggle about.

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=eg9YY7fcye4


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  • 02-14-2007, 02:25 PM #15
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    darn, the clips cut short. the full clip has been removed because of copyright laws. If you get a chance to watch DC Benny's premium blend, you'll see the full skit. It's really funny at the end.
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  • 02-14-2007, 03:23 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by JLStorm View Post
    I pulled a muscle having sex this weekend...my freakin back is killing me!
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    Once, but it wasn't my fault - apparantly the vaulting horse was faulty.

    James.
    Jimbo!...You were having sex with a VAULTING HORSE????

    w-h-o-o-o-a-a, Dude!

    (gimmee a call....I know a gal....she ain't pretty, but, well......)

    -whatever...(geeez, Jimbo, that boggles the mind!...)

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  • 02-14-2007, 03:59 PM #17
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    Dang, dude...you coulda just asked...I'm sure she woulda let you have the money.
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  • 02-14-2007, 06:39 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by scarface View Post
    Jimbo!...You were having sex with a VAULTING HORSE????

    w-h-o-o-o-a-a, Dude!

    (gimmee a call....I know a gal....she ain't pretty, but, well......)

    -whatever...(geeez, Jimbo, that boggles the mind!...)

    -Lou


    Mate, what can I say ... I was trying out my new gimp suit ... it had no eye holes ... hilarity ensued.

    Anyway, just to clear things up - gymnastic equipment, man, GYMNASTIC EQUIPMENT! [I know we Aussies are a bit isolated, but a horse!!?? C'mon! It's the sheep that are nervous down here - ewe's, of course. We're not sicko's.]

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  • 02-14-2007, 07:07 PM #19
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    Injuries while having sex??

    You guys should practice some more, than...


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  • 02-14-2007, 08:45 PM #20
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    I would add my sympathies but I have been married 26 years to the same woman and there is no competition there.. It's more like a chore...
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