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"That which is not is............I'm sorry what was the question again ? Where's my fudge ?

Originally Posted by Nightblade

"That which is not is............I'm sorry what was the question again ? Where's my fudge ?

that which is not, is something that it isn't

But someday it will be........oh yes.......it will be................and when it is.........em..........where is my fudge ?

but by dint of the fact of its very existence it will always be something that it is also, not that that precludes it from not being something that it isnt, or pretending that it isnt something that it is, or posing as something that it isnt.

Right but, the fudge......what about the fudge ?

I'm going fishing.

Originally Posted by 32t

I'm going fishing.

Just make sure that the fish you catch is actually the fish you catch and not another fish being a fish that it isn't.

Originally Posted by 32t

I'm going fishing.

Ice fishing?

"A man who devotes himself to ice fishing will catch the fish that is the fish that is, plus there is fudge in it for those who persist" Aristotle

Just in from an old friend/one who I could call out of bed blubbering and crying and he wouldn't give me any shite about it/that is until the next time we met

Two Tennessee farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer.

Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes."

Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes:.........Math, English, History, and Logic.

"Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?"

The dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"

"Yeah."

"Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard."

"That's true, I do have a yard."

"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house."

"Yes, I do have a house."

"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."

"Yes, I have a family."

"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual."

"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater."

Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Bob at the bar. He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.

"Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?"

Jim says, "I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?"

"No."

"Then you're Gay...