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    15 13.16%

  • warm bed

    51 44.74%
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  1. 06-08-2015, 12:04 AM #1881
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    A chemical engineer walks into to a bar and says "Let me have some potassium". Bartender says "K".
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  2. 06-08-2015, 12:16 AM #1882
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    Quote Originally Posted by cudarunner View Post
    But I'm a Fun Gi"

    It just might be time to close this thread.

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  3. 06-08-2015, 12:17 AM #1883
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChopperDave View Post
    A chemical engineer walks into to a bar and says "Let me have some potassium". Bartender says "K".
    Are you sure you're posting this in the right thread, looks like it's "Quip" worthy.
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  4. 06-08-2015, 12:21 AM #1884
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    Maybe he only asked for the potassium because the bartender had already said "Na" when asked for sodium.
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  6. 06-08-2015, 12:29 AM #1885
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    Well this is off the topic to be sure!

    I hope all will enjoy!

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  8. 06-08-2015, 12:48 AM #1886
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    Quote Originally Posted by ReardenSteel View Post
    Are you sure you're posting this in the right thread, looks like it's "Quip" worthy.
    You are correct sir!

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  9. 06-08-2015, 10:33 AM #1887
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    A small prize to anyone who can tell me what this says:
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    except you mick
    Bread and water can so easily become tea and toast
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    Quote Originally Posted by edhewitt View Post
    A small prize to anyone who can tell me what this says:
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    Does this contain a clue?

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  11. 06-08-2015, 11:04 AM #1889
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    Quote Originally Posted by rolodave View Post
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    Does this contain a clue?

    No sorry mate
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    potato....
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