Thread: off topic anonymous

Originally Posted by 32t

I have read that to make a Unicorn you take a young goat whose horns have not set. Remove one and move the other to the center of their forehead.

I have not tried this so YMMV.

I have removed a lot of horns, but I'm not sure how to go about moving a horn around the forehead.

I assume it would involve a vice and a hammer.

Originally Posted by Utopian

I have removed a lot of horns, but I'm not sure how to go about moving a horn around the forehead.

I assume it would involve a vice and a hammer.

nope nope nope, gorilla wood glue and a couple C-clamps , and a case of vodka(for you not the unicorn)
Note, no straight razor user was injured during the horn moving process ...
Disclaimer, you may not remember this when you wake up, but may have a splitting head ache

Originally Posted by edhewitt

So are you saying that they only get the horn during mating season?

The bigger the horn the more studly he is.

Originally Posted by Utopian

I have removed a lot of horns, but I'm not sure how to go about moving a horn around the forehead.

I assume it would involve a vice and a hammer.

I have helped dehorn cows. A most revolting and messy procedure. I much preferred doing the snip-snip on young boars.

Originally Posted by rolodave

I have helped dehorn cows. A most revolting and messy procedure.

There is no better way to look like a serial killer than to dehorn a couple dozen head(s) of cattle. I used to end up covered from head to toe with blood and was grateful for wearing glasses that I repeated had to "windshield wipe" with my finger. That is one part of the farm that I do not miss.

[Gassp] how could you say such painfull words "snip snip". Make me want to huddle in a corner with a gun, for protection

Time for a new topic please... Please stay

I should be the off topic moderator... This is serious business. Just sayin.

Originally Posted by Utopian

There is no better way to look like a serial killer than to dehorn a couple dozen head(s) of cattle. I used to end up covered from head to toe with blood and was grateful for wearing glasses that I repeated had to "windshield wipe" with my finger. That is one part of the farm that I do not miss.

Oh I don't know, sticking live hogs in the jugular while suspended by their hind legs hoisted up in the air by their hind legs could result in a 'bloody mess' if you weren't careful. Others butchered differently than the family but it all got food on the table.

A .22 stick to the brain is another way to end a swine life for processing...