Thread: off topic anonymous

Had a customer in yesterday who just got back from a fishing trip in Alaska. He was fishing from a guided boat and the guide turns around and points to a black bear catching fish and said haha, this is an 11 foot tall grizzly bears territory....then he said 30 seconds later the grizzly showed up and killed the black bear in 10 seconds then left it laying and strolled off.

Bears are not good eating. but they make nice rugs.

In the right hands, just about any meat can be made good eating

If your hungry enough,,,,, it all tastes like chicken,,,,,,,

Originally Posted by syslight

Bears are not good eating. but they make nice rugs.

I would digress as once the meat is cured and smoked it's Excellent!

Originally Posted by Hirlau

If your hungry enough,,,,, it all tastes like chicken,,,,,,,

For those that remember a late 1970's early 80's TV show called Hill Street Blues one of the characters was called 'Belker' and he was a scruffy bearded undercover cop who would put sardines, eggs and such in a blender and drink it. On one episode someone was killing homeless guys out on the streets so Belker went undercover to solve the case. He'd become friends with on of the street guys who told him about how he would save to get the ingredients and gather oak limbs from the park and store them so that they would dry and be useable for this Great BBQ. At the end of the show after the case was solved Blelker and the guy were feasting on the BBQ'd treat and Belker says; "This is the Best Damn Chicken I've ever eaten" and the other guy says in a muffled voice while chewing with his mouth full; "It ain't chicken" Belker replies with his mouth full and in the same muffled tone "That's not chicken'? The guy pulls a cat collar with a bell on it and makes it 'ding a ling' from his coat pocket and says "Meow" then Belker pukes.

I was hungry one night on the Rock,,, outside the gate of Camp Hansen, picked some fried chicken from a window display,,,, only a dollar for a large leg quarter,,,, the biggest dang chicken leg I had ever seen,,,,a little chewy & greasy,,,, but I was hungry,,

**************UPDATE*************

Just found photos of the crime scene(Giant Chicken Leg) ,,, Camp Hansen 1980

I'm a pork fan.In Papua New Guinea the natives ate long Pig. Hmmmm Long Pig,guess who's comin for dinner.

Originally Posted by cudarunner

I would digress as once the meat is cured and smoked it's Excellent!

But, pretty greasy! IME.