Thread: off topic anonymous

Originally Posted by whoever

Never get between the feed dispenser and 1 or more pigs

Oh man, I never thought I'd post this on a 'shave forum.' Going to school and working on the school farm for a work/study job. In the swine unit, I had to clean out and refill the feed dispenser. The little bastards would run to the back of the pen when I entered and wait until my back was to them as I was cleaning the feeder. Then they would run up behind me and rub their stinky poop on me (which they managed to have on their sides). That stuff was second only to cat poop for the smelliest...ugh. I think they might have been laughing as they shared oinks after the smearing.

Originally Posted by edhewitt

In that case you are not a poo head of course if I am saying that in jest does it mean that I think you are a poo head, oh the complications of the English language.

So...
Have you stopped beating your wife yet?

Originally Posted by whoever

of at least try, all they know is eat, crap, and maybe that they slightly out weigh us.

And eat their crap, because food they eat travels thru them faster than it can be digested.
You can remove the feeder from a lot of pigs, and they can survive by eating their own waste.

Sure makes that bacon n sausage taste good...
DON'T IT! [emoji26]

Hangovers..... do we ever out grow them?

Yep. Right after you reach the age of alcohol poisoning

We has concrete with wood to keep them odd the ground with a gutter that ran around the outside, so we could spray out the pens and into the sump.
Walking them was fun , with a show Cain.. Often it looked like they were walking me.

Originally Posted by WW243

Oh man, I never thought I'd post this on a 'shave forum.' Going to school and working on the school farm for a work/study job. In the swine unit, I had to clean out and refill the feed dispenser. The little bastards would run to the back of the pen when I entered and wait until my back was to them as I was cleaning the feeder. Then they would run up behind me and rub their stinky poop on me (which they managed to have on their sides). That stuff was second only to cat poop for the smelliest...ugh. I think they might have been laughing as they shared oinks after the smearing.

O don't even think they digest, it just runs right through

Originally Posted by WW243

Oh man, I never thought I'd post this on a 'shave forum.' Going to school and working on the school farm for a work/study job. In the swine unit, I had to clean out and refill the feed dispenser. The little bastards would run to the back of the pen when I entered and wait until my back was to them as I was cleaning the feeder. Then they would run up behind me and rub their stinky poop on me (which they managed to have on their sides). That stuff was second only to cat poop for the smelliest...ugh. I think they might have been laughing as they shared oinks after the smearing.

Originally Posted by outback

I've got analogies

I hope they aren't contagious! Get a good doctor!

Originally Posted by whoever

Walking them was fun , with a show Cain.. Often it looked like they were walking me.

Did the Cain make you Abel to walk?

Originally Posted by Utopian

Did the Cain make you Abel to walk?

Philadelphia!