Thread: off topic anonymous

Only thing worse than a suit. Is a suit with there hands in their pockets playing with their girl parts.
Or the flat out disdain of a suit with the arms crossed and resting on the protruding abdomen that nauseates me.
The ones I respect have wear marks on the knees and elbows, Scuff marks on the tops of there shoes impress me.
If you dont get it, you havent been there.

No the tv show you bunch of boofheads

Boofhead ?!..........Well your a boofhead Mr. boofy.......head.

Cobra - 1
Pop Star- 0

This is an example of, "thinning the herd"


Indonesian pop star dies after being bitten by cobra on stage | Fox News

Originally Posted by Hirlau

Cobra - 1
Pop Star- 0

This is an example of, "thinning the herd"


Indonesian pop star dies after being bitten by cobra on stage | Fox News

After reading that I don't even know where to begin. So many levels of dumb it's mind boggling .

Let's hear it for the Darwin Awards!
~Richard

I saw this today on msn and then saw the post a bit after. The level of stupidity is mind boggling.

As hard as Medical Science tries they can't cure stupidity.

Originally Posted by cudarunner

As hard as Medical Science tries they can't cure stupidity.

Ok this is how I imagine this whole thing went down;

IRMA'S MANAGER; Ok Irma baby, you know sales are slipping your fans are getting bored with the same old boa's and pythons, what you need is a new snake something that will really shake 'em up.

IRMA; Ok

Manager: So what we do is find some street kid and have him find us a King Cobra.

Irma; Ok

Manager: Now don't worry I'm sure the kid will find one that's de-fanged their everywhere out there.

Irma; Ok

LATER THAT MORNING:

Manager to 8 year old street urchin; Hey kid, you wanna make a quarter?

Kid: Ok

Manager; So what I need is a Full Grown de-fanged King Cobra and I need it fast.

Kid; Ok

AN HOUR LATER:

Kid; Hey Mister, here's your snake, where's my quarter?

Manager: Hey great kid! Here's your quarter, hey wait are you sure this snake is de-fanged?

Kid: Uh well uh SURE! Yup, it's de-fanged!

RIGHT BEFORE THE SHOW:

Manager; Hey Irma here's your new snake, have a great show!

Irma: Ok

As Paul Harvey used to say; "And that's the rest of the story".

The only thing dumber than being on stage with a Cobra is this...

“The accident happened in the middle of the second song when Irma stepped on the snake's tail.
"The snake then bit Irma on her thigh."

When you are near a cobra, you always should keep an eye on the cobra and NOT step on it.

The only thing dumber than stepping on a cobra you chose to be near is this...

"The singer reportedly refused an antidote from the snake handler but later began vomiting on stage and suffered a seizure.
She was rushed to hospital where she died."

When you are bitten by a cobra, take the antidote! If you lack that sense, then thank you for not contributing to the gene pool.