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    Next time you feel like your day has been rough, think of this poor turtle who was just trying to cross the street.

    BTW, the turtle was not hurt, just pi$$ed and was put back in the woods.


    Turtle crashes through woman's windshield on I-4 | WOFL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hirlau View Post
    Next time you feel like your day has been rough, think of this poor turtle who was just trying to cross the street.

    BTW, the turtle was not hurt, just pi$$ed and was put back in the woods.


    Turtle crashes through woman's windshield on I-4 | WOFL
    John,why is it that the Strangest Things Happen in Florida???
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    Interesting story. I think the turtle probably swam away and died though. Sort of like catch and release fishing. People feel good when the animal leaves the scene.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 32t View Post
    Interesting story. I think the turtle probably swam away and died though. Sort of like catch and release fishing. People feel good when the animal leaves the scene.
    Why did you have to go there? I'll be up all night wondering.

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    Broke wind, thought it would be cool to gain certain muscle control and be able to whistle this...

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    Quote Originally Posted by cudarunner View Post
    John,why is it that the Strangest Things Happen in Florida???
    Because Florida is a freak show,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrank View Post
    Broke wind, thought it would be cool to gain certain muscle control and be able to whistle this...

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    But how about internal injuries etc. Can they catch their prey enough to eat afterwards?

    My grandmother lost her sense of smell after getting hit by a van crossing the street. The van was making a right hand turn and was at low speed.

    I am a little off topic but one time I was giving her a ride in my truck and had to fart. I thought I would check out to see if she was telling the truth. She was!
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    Maybe she was just being kind to her nasty grandson,,,,,,,,,
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