Thread: off topic anonymous

Originally Posted by edhewitt

Unless it was cone shaped and sat in a donut like base that it could be removed from, so that for example on a picnic you would have the ability to stick it straight into the ground sans donut base thingy, then you would have a pointy bowl.

Kidding aside, that might actually sell. Good thinking! The Pointy Picknick Pot.

Originally Posted by edhewitt

Unless it was cone shaped and sat in a donut like base that it could be removed from, so that for example on a picnic you would have the ability to stick it straight into the ground sans donut base thingy, then you would have a pointy bowl.

I would totally buy a bowl like that.

Originally Posted by Laurens

If I had, I didn't understand the question myself, really, so I guess we're on the same level.

Perhaps the double lack of understanding would cancel each other out, can you genetically modify me to a point of understanding?

Originally Posted by Laurens

Do you guys actually understand yourselves? It might be because I'm Dutch, but I have little to no idea what you're talking about, except for the goats of course. This happens to me in the Quip of the Day thread as well, those puns and jokes are beyond me.

Anyway, as for the chopsticks, if they were hollow, you might use them as a straw and still eat the soup, except for the chunks. The chunks, however, can be eaten with the chopsticks.
It does strike me, however, as a particularly curious habit to eat with chopsticks when there are obvious and non-pointy solutions to bringing food to the mouth.

Don't get off the topic

Originally Posted by Razorfeld

Elephants wear gym shoes.

Only for trampoline lessons.

Originally Posted by Laurens

Kidding aside, that might actually sell. Good thinking! The Pointy Picknick Pot.

You can have that one, but if you do well I want a set.

Originally Posted by edhewitt

Perhaps the double lack of understanding would cancel each other out, can you genetically modify me to a point of understanding?

I would if I could, and was allowed to. Currently, all I can do is poison you in a dozen very original ways, what with the snake venom I'm researching.

Originally Posted by edhewitt

You can have that one, but if you do well I want a set.

IT ALREADY EXISTS! Will you believe that?

I'm certain that my dishwasher is not a file cabinet, but that doesn't stop me from taking out the garbage...

I'm pretty sure my file cabinet is not a dishwasher, but it does make for a handy hiding spot.

Originally Posted by Laurens

I would if I could, and was allowed to. Currently, all I can do is poison you in a dozen very original ways, what with the snake venom I'm researching.



IT ALREADY EXISTS! Will you believe that?

Perhaps you could use the venom to induce an altered state of consciousness where I could explore the recesses of my mind.
And are you saying that some bastard has stolen our idea, and gone back into the past and started making them.