Thread: off topic anonymous

My sincerest apologies -- I don't know what came over me.
I promise to never edit my posts again.

Originally Posted by BDRebel

My sincerest apologies -- I don't know what came over me.
I promise to never edit my posts again.

You are forgiven. Do it again and it's a week in the stocks with goats licking the soles of your feet and peasants throwing dung at you.

Couselor Ed,

Aren't you going to ask him for his button back?

This thread reminds me very little of that other thing.

Originally Posted by Siguy

Couselor Ed,

Aren't you going to ask him for his button back?

That might break him, we will overlook the oversight this once

Sorry - I was distracted by the goat licking my feet...

And a button back is a good thing -- it keeps the trap door closed without the scratchiness of a zipper.

Originally Posted by BDRebel

Sorry - I was distracted by the goat licking my feet...

And a button back is a good thing -- it keeps the trap door closed without the scratchiness of a zipper.

I think there would be a danger of your flap danging into the pan and getting moist.

Oh no, sir -- a true gentleman would tuck the flap in when not buttoned.
A gentleman would never let his flap dangle in the wind, he should keep it neatly tucked away.

Additionally, when untucking it in order to button it back up, it could theoretically serve a second purpose in personal hygiene.

Originally Posted by BDRebel

Sorry - I was distracted by the goat licking my feet...

And a button back is a good thing -- it keeps the trap door closed without the scratchiness of a zipper.

Originally Posted by edhewitt

I think there would be a danger of your flap danging into the pan and getting moist.

Do you guys actually understand yourselves? It might be because I'm Dutch, but I have little to no idea what you're talking about, except for the goats of course. This happens to me in the Quip of the Day thread as well, those puns and jokes are beyond me.

Anyway, as for the chopsticks, if they were hollow, you might use them as a straw and still eat the soup, except for the chunks. The chunks, however, can be eaten with the chopsticks.
It does strike me, however, as a particularly curious habit to eat with chopsticks when there are obvious and non-pointy solutions to bringing food to the mouth.

Originally Posted by BDRebel

Oh no, sir -- a true gentleman would tuck the flap in when not buttoned.
A gentleman would never let his flap dangle in the wind, he should keep it neatly tucked away.

Additionally, when untucking it in order to button it back up, it could theoretically serve a second purpose in personal hygiene.

I think that I will highlight the "personal hygene" part of that statement