Thread: off topic anonymous

Originally Posted by 32t

I honed a razor today using my PHIG starting with whiskey slurry and working to unadulterated water. 6.27 passes on Chromium Oxide, 73 on linen, and then 142 on a premium Roo hide.

Only a HHT-2 on my Flaxen hair led me back to the linen for another 32 passes with an additional 200 on the nearest Russian. After achieving a HHT-5 and using my limited supply of 7 soaps and a little Glycerin for sweetness I Uber lathered 1.33 inches on each cheek. I made the mistake of admiring my unobtainium scales for so long it dried and had to wash that off and reapply. [My water is very hard since it is winter here.]

After refocusing and relathering I then did 2 passes WTG I tried 2 passes ATG. With my swirly 3 hour growth I found that very hard to accomplish in the foggy mirror even though I switch hands with ease.

Even though this all took only 13.25 minutes I found it very tiring and am going to go to bed to be rested to try it again in the morning.

I am sorry my camera is out of film so no pics.

As it is winter i imagine your water hardness might be an iceification of the source.
As silly as this post is, it is almost plausible as something that might get posted elsewhere
And i too found it amusing.

Originally Posted by cudarunner

Ed! You are not the Only Silly Sausage out there! I know as years ago my girl friend said that 'I' had a silly sausage! Well I think that's what she said!

Not sure if comparison to a phalus is a compliment or not
However i will take what i can get, cheers roy

Originally Posted by pfries

This would explain my limited posting

I thought self depreciation was more of an english thing

Why dont we all just shave up to our primary buttress today, then tomorrow someone else can suggest the quadrant that we should razor-attack.

I'm Game.....

Originally Posted by edhewitt

As it is winter i imagine your water hardness might be an iceification of the source.

You are on the right track. I am working on patenting my solar decrystalization unit. It works much better in the summer months.

Originally Posted by cudarunner

Strange! It didn't spring to my mind to post it!! However I'm really looking forward to Spring!

That may be because you are in the US.
Down in the Southern Hemisphere spring is long gone, summer is over and we are in to autumn - or fall if you prefer, just don't get hurt.

.....Pie face....

Originally Posted by edhewitt

My name is ed, and I am struggling with offtopicus, and have been for around 9 months. I AM not sure that I can stop myself from backsliding.

Hi, Ed. My name is Simon and I'm here for the coffee and cookies.

Originally Posted by Trimmy72

Actually her's the one he took, while I was sleeping today. What a self absorbed dog! Squirrel!
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Looks like Bart, the Brush Dog. Just saying. .... HEY! Want another one like yours?