Thread: off topic anonymous

Hehehe. It was kinda like a Tim Allen sketch. The guy that owns the tools and box clearly doesn't know what they are or how they work either. He was between me and NG-B just watching him poke at his 120 volt outlet.

"What is that!?"

"Ionno..."

"What does it do!?"

"Ionno..."

"So why'd you buy it!?"

"Ionno...but if I need it I've got it!"

The other highlight of the day - having to explain how coupons work to the guy that bought all the tools. He was trying to trash talk the poor cashier for not knowing every little thing Northern has on sale or having coupons for it all right there at the register. No dude...you identify what coupons you want to use, cut them out, and take them to the store when you buy the things. That's how that works.

Not even lunch time on a slow day and it's been rather interesting.

He sounds a bit like a young neighbor sporting a black eye last week:
Me..."How did you get it?"

"Girl friend asked what I wanted in a woman..."

"I told her.."

"She hit me!"

Originally Posted by Geezer

He sounds a bit like a young neighbor sporting a black eye last week:
Me..."How did you get it?"

"Girl friend asked what I wanted in a woman..."

"I told her.."

"She hit me!"

Only one way to get out of that booby trap without a shiner:

"You!"

And you better be able to make it sound like you mean it.

Originally Posted by Utopian

I had a woman dumped on me at work years ago who knew, at best, 50 words of English. I only could teach her by monkey see, monkey do. After a few weeks, I was brought into a dept head's office and was asked to explain what I did to make "Joy" cry.

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,)

I frequently had women jump on me that spoke less English than that; had the best times of my life.
Ah,,, those were the days!

Originally Posted by Geezer

He sounds a bit like a young neighbor sporting a black eye last week:
Me..."How did you get it?"

"Girl friend asked what I wanted in a woman..."

"I told her.."

"She hit me!"

Souns like somein' that has happens to some of us already st some stage in life.

Ever have one of 'Those' Days? I'm just glad I wasn't involved!

Now that's a bad day. Unless you're a body tech, then I guess that photo doesn't look so bad.

Kinda makes me glad snow is a rarity in my neck of the woods.

Originally Posted by Marshal

Now that's a bad day. Unless you're a body tech, then I guess that photo doesn't look so bad.

Kinda makes me glad snow is a rarity in my neck of the woods.

What is this strange concept ....snoe ?

I'm really concerned about my adult kids! They come over and things are pretty much just fine. We talk about our lives, maybe watch some movies and have some meals together.

However I get really concerned when they start questioning me about the things that I have here at the Boars Nest. Like when I asked them to get something out of my refrigerator while I was cooking. They questioned 'WHY' I had something in my frig! For the Love Of God! Doesn't everyone have some Stabilizer that's had the catalyst added to it in there to 'try' to extend the life of it so it's not wasted!?!?



I really worry about them!

No stabilizer, but I've still got 6 pounds of P160 in my fridge!