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    Cool You know it is going to be a bad day when ----

    You know it is going to be a bad day when..



    You drop the 1k in the water well, set out the razors to hone for the morning, and the first thing you mange to do is cut the tip of yer finger on one


    So let's hear your "Bad Day" story

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    You know it's going to be a bad day - and that you are getting old - when you look in the mirror first thing in the morning and think, "Oh man, that can't be right!"


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    you know I was having a bad day but when you told how yours started today glen I,m not so bad thanks like I said keep that superglue handy ! tc
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    You know it's going to be bad day when you oversleep, get dressed in the dark realize something just doesn't feel right but you have no time to address the issue so you slam down a cup of coffee and head off to work. Nature calls and once at the urinal doing the dance I realized I put my boxers on backwards.
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    You know it's going to be a bad day when your girlfriend works at the same station as you do & calls in sick that night,,,your supervisor sends you to check on her(she's not answering her cell) & your best friend's car is parked next to her's.

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    You know it's going to be a bad day when:

    You walk into work and just as you and everyone else approach the time clock, you hear a manager yelling at everyone "Nobody clock in yet! Nobody clock in yet!"

    I was the first of the group to get laid off that day...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ReardenSteel View Post
    You know it's going to be bad day when you oversleep, get dressed in the dark realize something just doesn't feel right but you have no time to address the issue so you slam down a cup of coffee and head off to work. Nature calls and once at the urinal doing the dance I realized I put my boxers on backwards.
    Or later in the day you realize you have on one black shoe and one brown shoe.

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    You know it's going to be a bad day when you get up at 4am to answer the 'bladder alarm', go back to bad and are racked with pain in the arms and jaw. Wife calls the ambulance and they tell you you're having a heart attack.
    Hang on and enjoy the ride...

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