Thread: You know it is going to be a bad day when ----

Originally Posted by ReardenSteel

You know it's going to be bad day when you oversleep, get dressed in the dark realize something just doesn't feel right but you have no time to address the issue so you slam down a cup of coffee and head off to work. Nature calls and once at the urinal doing the dance I realized I put my boxers on backwards.

Did that two days ago!

Bad & Good you have to look at it both ways

Bad, the wife says "I just put the last log in the stove" as she leaves for work

Good, You get to crack over a 1/4 cord of wood in the unusual sunshine of late February on a brisk 23°F morning in North Idaho,,,, so not a bad workout




Really Good, Sitting in front of the blazing wood stove watching a Game of Thrones marathon on DVD while honing razors

1. Nothing to eat or drink after midnight.


2. Snag your pants and rip the seat out.


3. Assign a cloud-based kill app to your left mouse button.


4. People hiding behind masks inject you with mind-altering drugs.


5. Same masked people cut into both your hands to fix your index fingers, the ones sometimes called "information givers".


6. Now your hands are sore but work much better.





Dave

Originally Posted by rolodave

1. Nothing to eat or drink after midnight.


2. Snag your pants and rip the seat out.


3. Assign a cloud-based kill app to your left mouse button.


4. People hiding behind masks inject you with mind-altering drugs.


5. Same masked people cut into both your hands to fix your index fingers, the ones sometimes called "information givers".


6. Now your hands are sore but work much better.





Dave

Dupuytrens??