Quote Originally Posted by rolodave View Post
1. Nothing to eat or drink after midnight.


2. Snag your pants and rip the seat out.


3. Assign a cloud-based kill app to your left mouse button.


4. People hiding behind masks inject you with mind-altering drugs.


5. Same masked people cut into both your hands to fix your index fingers, the ones sometimes called "information givers".


6. Now your hands are sore but work much better.


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Dave
Dupuytrens??