Thread: Animal rights activists.. <insert long string of foul language here>

Originally Posted by Lancer

Hey! Now there is an idea... feed the activist to the ploarbear in 5 yesrs time

They actually grow faster than that and would be quite dangerous to be around within three years time. I saw a doc on these two twin polar bears whose mother had died or something. They were raised by hand until they were about two or so and one of them almost injured their care giver during feeding time simply because they were afraid she would take the bottle away. Needless to say, they were without direct human contact shortly after that. I wonder how such animals fare when returned to the wild. Must be tough not having Mom to show you how to catch seals. That's likely why they intend to keep this little guy in a zoo. (isn't he adorable?) Good thing we have modern zoos, eh?

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Does anyone know how Polar Bears taste? I know Black Bear is very good in sausages and stews, but I think Polar Bear might have a more gamey flavor due to diet. I've also heard repeatedly that Grizzlies and Alaksan Browns are usually very badly flavored because of all the long-dead crap they eat.

"Vegetarian" is the ancient Indian word for "Bad Hunter".

Vegitarians ?? PFFT please at least my food has a chance to run away. What the hell is broccoli supposed to do to defend itself? How do you know vegitables don't scream when bitten.

Ya know I am just teasing X.

Originally Posted by 1adam12

... How do you know vegitables don't scream when bitten.

Because I can plainly hear them singing hosanahs to me while I munch merrily on their stems. You mean you can't hear that? Must be the animal fat clogging your ears.

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P.S. How do you stop a vegetarian from spitting?










Turn down the grill.

Originally Posted by 1adam12

Vegitarians ?? PFFT please at least my food has a chance to run away. What the hell is broccoli supposed to do to defend itself? How do you know vegitables don't scream when bitten.

Ya know I am just teasing X.

I was surprised at how many Americans call themselves hunters when they equate hunting to sitting safely on a platform in a tree, taking pot shots at deer with a big ass rifle.

Pansies.

They should call themselves deer assassins or somthing like that.

Originally Posted by Bruno

I was surprised at how many Americans call themselves hunters when they equate hunting to sitting safely on a platform in a tree, taking pot shots at deer with a big ass rifle.

Pansies.

They should call themselves deer assassins or somthing like that.

Deer snipers, perhaps. Not wanting to actually walk around after the deer doesn't come as a surprise. I've seen people in parking lots sitting in their cars waiting for somebody else to pull out of a parking space next to a store when less than 25 yards/meters away are numerous empty spaces. Meanwhile, they're oblivious to the fact that at least a half dozen cars are backed up into the street behind them It shows they're not only lazy but self centered as well. We Americans are quickly becoming (Have become?) a nation of fat, lazy slobs. Oh, well.... It happened to the Romans too.

P.S. Before all you hunters start flaming me for not understanding the first thing about hunting I do realize there are good reasons for using tree stands. But I'm sure that's a topic for another thread.

I like to assassinate them with a recurve bow shot with fingers and no sights.

But I used to take them with shotguns regularly, too. I always hunted on the ground with a shotgun and usually shot them while they were running. In the end, the Bambi-burger all tastes the same; mighty fine eating.

But yeah... you have to shoot them with something. They run to fast to be clubbed like a baby seal.

Originally Posted by PapaBull

... They run to fast to be clubbed like a baby seal.

You do know that hasn't been done for decades, right? I think the anti-seal hunt activists refuse to give up on the sexy image of poor baby seals dying. I'm still on the fence for the seal hunt debate, but I wish like hell they'd tell it like it is and stop misleading people.

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It's hard to conjure up a more horrifying image than a big eyed silver-haired seal looking up at someone that's about to club it to death. It's an image the ARA's use as often as possible because it does carry a powerful emotional punch. I guess all's fair in love and war.

Originally Posted by xman

You do know that hasn't been done for decades, right? I think the anti-seal hunt activists refuse to give up on the sexy image of poor baby seals dying. I'm still on the fence for the seal hunt debate, but I wish like hell they'd tell it like it is and stop misleading people.

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AFAIK they still do that. It was on the news last year. the ARAs follow the hunters 'to bear witness' or something but they are not allowed to intervene.

They even showed footing during the news, so I think that baby seals are still being clubbed to death.