Thread: The World IP War - Internet Attacks in Real Time

Originally Posted by Grazor

Oh NO.....Hirlau, you didn't go to that website did you? Now you're infected with a virus.....But don't worry, a nice gentleman will be ringing shortly who will be able to fix it for you. All you have to do is hand over your credit card details...

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Yes, from Bombay, and after fixing your computer, they'll ask if you need your ducts cleaned.

Whenever they call, I always say, "I live on a small farm, no ducks, only sheep and a few chickens....", they get really pissed and try to explain the ducts in your house, then I get mad at them and say I don't have any ducks in my house, just a dog and a few cats...drive em nuts, especially if you can keep them on the phone for 20 minutes or so....

Originally Posted by Phrank

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Yes, from Bombay, and after fixing your computer, they'll ask if you need your ducts cleaned.

Whenever they call, I always say, "I live on a small farm, no ducks, only sheep and a few chickens....", they get really pissed and try to explain the ducts in your house, then I get mad at them and say I don't have any ducks in my house, just a dog and a few cats...drive em nuts, especially if you can keep them on the phone for 20 minutes or so....

Bob

Phrank here is another way for you to have fun. Take your junk mail and put it all back in the response envelope that is prepaid. They love that. Having to pay twice just to get their own junk back. I always add a note " NO THANKS " Gives it that personal touch :<0)