Now I know we all need to have patience and I know that I have all the patience I was born with because my wife tells me that I've never used any of it but waiting is the punishment we get when we order or win a bid on eBay and wait for delivery. This last win was suppose to be with me today but now it looks like Thursday or Friday. A whole weed. I'll die from anticipation. Trying not to shave until it gets here is even worse. I keep reaching up to my face dreaming of the moment it gets here. My wife tells me I need to see a shrink but I tell her I really need to see the postman with that beautiful little box. Am I really warped or is this normal. I leave it up to you for a man must be judged by his peers.