Thread: Aging

I forgot about the pants.....in times gone by a man might spend a minute or two just unzipping his pants.....today I've seen zippers that are just a couple of inches long.

Originally Posted by gugi

I always thought aging is all about the early bird specials and pants with waistline at the chest...

My main sign of aging is when I travel around town I know where bathrooms are,CVS, Walgreens,Safeway,Raleys.
When ya gotta pee,time is of the essance.

Originally Posted by Ludvig

The sad thing is you don't realise that until it is too late. It doesn't matter how many times you have been told, you have to learn the hard way.

And look whos talking, I wouldn't call myself exactly old. But some bodily abuse is already showing.

Yeah . . . I am DEFINITELY in that boat. Makes it easier (and less tiring) when you only have to pull on one oar. Joints of varying size and location remind me daily of all those times where I said, "just tape it up" or, "I just took some Tylenol, I'm fine."

I do have to say, I sometimes gaze with resentment at the subtitle above my avatar. I may have aged sufficiently to qualify, but I sure don't want to be known as a "senior" anything just yet.

Originally Posted by Orville

I do have to say, I sometimes gaze with resentment at the subtitle above my avatar. I may have aged sufficiently to qualify, but I sure don't want to be known as a "senior" anything just yet.

LOL - you can change it if you want....wait till you get the babbling smiling icon next!!!

And dont for get to buy a nut bra. So you wont set on them, and keeps-um out of the toilet water[emoji51]

Luckily, I manage to stay fit and handsome
But a couple of days ago, I discovered I was old. A 20 something woman at work wanted to ask me something, and called me 'sir...'.


I never thought that I was 'old' for ladies like her. Apparently, her generation is starting to disagree with that notion.

It wasn't underwear but a handkerchief. So your not getting old because I'm not getting old. we all forget something's now and then. I went to the mall one time and when I left I for got the wife.

Originally Posted by Bruno

Luckily, I manage to stay fit and handsome
But a couple of days ago, I discovered I was old. A 20 something woman at work wanted to ask me something, and called me 'sir...'.


I never thought that I was 'old' for ladies like her. Apparently, her generation is starting to disagree with that notion.

That is a Tough day Bruno....

Originally Posted by Chevhead

That is a Tough day Bruno....

Yes, it is tragic, we get older and don't know it, cause everyone else looks the same (especially the women)...the movie, "Dazed and Confused" a young Matthew McConaughey summed it up rather perfectly...the only thing he didn't realize, was after awhile, it stops working for you: