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Thread: Self defense.
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07-06-2015, 01:58 AM #11
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Thanked: 2027Back in victorean times body oder was the norm as people ony bathed just a few times a year.
In some cultures today,body odor on women is quite erotic.CAUTION
Dangerous within 1 Mile
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07-06-2015, 02:06 AM #12
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07-06-2015, 02:27 AM #13
I used to work with a guy who had such bad breath that his mouth would stink up an entire room. After he'd leave the stink would hang in the air for quite some time. It was horrific.
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07-06-2015, 04:04 AM #14
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07-06-2015, 04:37 AM #15
I farted a mushroom cloud in the locked security area between East and West Berlin at Checkpoint Charlie in 1988 - was so bad the East Russian guard behind the glass with the little slot could smell it and winced. Other people in line in the room turned green, and got quite miffed with me, my gf was super embarrassed and super pissed at me. I thought it was freakin' hilarious, trapped in the room, both doors locked, told the others in the room this is Communism for you...seem's I was the only one who thought it was hilarious!
I wasn't wearing Pinaud though, love the stuff.....
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07-06-2015, 04:55 AM #16
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07-06-2015, 05:06 AM #17
Reminds me of the the time my wife pulled the first fluff of the bedsheets in our relationship history, after some severe gagging and coughing I looked at my ring finger and muttered "Forever."
Why doesn't the taco truck drive around the neighborhood selling tacos & margaritas???
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07-06-2015, 05:14 AM #18
Papal Decree:
Cardinal Phrank is hereby ordered to commit to a thorough cleansing, spiritual, physical and interior, before attending any and all meetings of The Church of the Steel Blade least he alienate true believers. Special dispensation is granted only when meeting with me. I have a near zero sense of smell and can tolerate the odious and defamed with ecclesiastical grace and forgiveness.
Pope Razorfeld I"The sharpening stones from time to time provide officers with gasoline."
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07-06-2015, 07:11 AM #19
I once rode in a taxi with a female driver. She had on so much perfume, that I could taste it. Disgusting.
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07-06-2015, 07:15 AM #20