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    Back in victorean times body oder was the norm as people ony bathed just a few times a year.
    In some cultures today,body odor on women is quite erotic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pixelfixed View Post
    Back in victorean times body oder was the norm as people ony bathed just a few times a year.
    In some cultures today,body odor on women is quite erotic.
    That sounds so very unpleasant to me. I am glad it isn't my culture. To each their own.
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    I used to work with a guy who had such bad breath that his mouth would stink up an entire room. After he'd leave the stink would hang in the air for quite some time. It was horrific.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pixelfixed View Post
    Back in victorean times body oder was the norm as people ony bathed just a few times a year.
    In some cultures today,body odor on women is quite erotic.
    I think I dated her in my younger days when I would drink a little.

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    I farted a mushroom cloud in the locked security area between East and West Berlin at Checkpoint Charlie in 1988 - was so bad the East Russian guard behind the glass with the little slot could smell it and winced. Other people in line in the room turned green, and got quite miffed with me, my gf was super embarrassed and super pissed at me. I thought it was freakin' hilarious, trapped in the room, both doors locked, told the others in the room this is Communism for you...seem's I was the only one who thought it was hilarious!

    I wasn't wearing Pinaud though, love the stuff.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrank View Post
    I farted a mushroom cloud in the locked security area between East and West Berlin at Checkpoint Charlie in 1988 - was so bad the East Russian guard behind the glass with the little slot could smell it and winced. Other people in line in the room turned green, and got quite miffed with me, my gf was super embarrassed and super pissed at me. I thought it was freakin' hilarious, trapped in the room, both doors locked, told the others in the room this is Communism for you...seem's I was the only one who thought it was hilarious!

    I wasn't wearing Pinaud though, love the stuff.....

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    Reminds me of the the time my wife pulled the first fluff of the bedsheets in our relationship history, after some severe gagging and coughing I looked at my ring finger and muttered "Forever."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrank View Post
    I farted a mushroom cloud in the locked security area between East and West Berlin at Checkpoint Charlie in 1988 - was so bad the East Russian guard behind the glass with the little slot could smell it and winced. Other people in line in the room turned green, and got quite miffed with me, my gf was super embarrassed and super pissed at me. I thought it was freakin' hilarious, trapped in the room, both doors locked, told the others in the room this is Communism for you...seem's I was the only one who thought it was hilarious!

    I wasn't wearing Pinaud though, love the stuff.....
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    I once rode in a taxi with a female driver. She had on so much perfume, that I could taste it. Disgusting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OCDshaver View Post
    I used to work with a guy who had such bad breath that his mouth would stink up an entire room. After he'd leave the stink would hang in the air for quite some time. It was horrific.
    I worked with a man, whose breath was so bad, he made people vomit. I was the only one that said anything about it to him. I told him, he needed to take a bastard file and a 55 gallon drum of Listerine to his teeth.
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