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    Quote Originally Posted by cosperryan View Post
    Mike Tyson reading Dr. Seuss right?
    Heh, I wondered how many would get it. Gold star!


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    Quote Originally Posted by holli4pirating View Post
    Yes and no.
    ...and was his name Schrodinger?
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    Quote Originally Posted by guitstik View Post
    ...and was his name Schrodinger?
    Maybe.........................
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    But you'll have to open the trunk to find out.
    Why doesn't the taco truck drive around the neighborhood selling tacos & margaritas???

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReardenSteel View Post
    But you'll have to open the trunk to find out.
    No you don't. The cat is and is not in the trunk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Utopian View Post
    No you don't. The cat is and is not in the trunk.
    This conjecture makes me uncertain about quantum mechanics...and cats.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ReardenSteel View Post
    This conjecture makes me uncertain about quantum mechanics...and cats.
    Yeah, cats are pretty hard to understand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Utopian View Post
    Yeah, cats are pretty hard to understand.
    ..but tasty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guitstik View Post
    ..but tasty.
    Only if you are ALF....We have a lot of feral cats here, they get run over and even the hawks won't eat em.. and they will near eat anything..but not a cat...

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