Thread: Clean jokes

Originally Posted by ReardenSteel

Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do.

And two wrights make an airplane!

I knew an Irish woman with one leg, her name was Eileen.

I knew a Japanese woman with one leg, her name was Irene.

Two blondes on opposite banks of a raging river.
1st blonde..."Excuse me, how do I get to the other side?"
2nd blonde..."You're already on the other side you stupid cow! "

There was an awkward moment at the feminist picnic.
No one made sandwiches.

Originally Posted by rolodave

There was an awkward moment at the feminist picnic.
No one made sandwiches.

Now that is awesome....that gets filed away.

Feminism - North America's Mad Cow Disease.

World's shortest Joke ever is when Doctor asks: How's your headache?
Patient: She is fine!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

No guts. (From the bottom of an old Jolly Good soda can)

Why do ducks have flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

To stamp out burning ducks.


An attractive young lass walks into the doctor's office and says "Doctor, I have a problem: I pass gas all day long. It doesn't smell or make a sound, but is still quite embarrassing". The doctor prescribes some horse-sized pills and instructs her to take 3 daily and return for a visit in a week. A week rolls by and she returns, saying "Doctor, those pills you gave me don't work, I am still passing as much gas and now it smells horribly". The doctor replies "Good, we have taken care of your sinus problem, Now we can move onto your hearing".

People who say they suffer from constipation are full of poo.

What do you do when a chemist dies? Barium

What's 2 banded & smells like Miss Piggy?
Kermit's shave brush,,,,,

Originally Posted by Hirlau

What's 2 banded & smells like Miss Piggy?
Kermit's shave brush,,,,,

I hereby refuse to participate in this thread.

It's a silly place!

What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call it, it won't come to you.