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11-05-2015, 10:56 PM #321
I decoded that!
Originally Posted by Hirlau
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Leave my sister out of this!If you don't care where you are, you are not lost.
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11-05-2015, 11:41 PM #322Senior Member
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XXXXXXXXX2 Originally Posted by Hirlau
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11-05-2015, 11:43 PM #323Senior Member
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She must be expensive???? Originally Posted by rolodave
Percent dollars at times and percent dollars
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11-06-2015, 01:32 AM #324
Oh well!
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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11-06-2015, 10:27 PM #325Senior Member
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Okay, I just remembered that I used to make up pirate jokes for my scouts (apologies in advance to any pirates who may take offense):
1. What did the pirate do after eating a pot of beans? He fARted.
2. What is a pirate's favorite snake? a GARter snake.
3. What is a pirate's favorite state? (You can surely guess the answer by now!).
This could go on for hours, with groans and many more lame pirate jokes commencing. Feel free to add you own!
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11-06-2015, 10:31 PM #326Senior Member
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Oh, and my Dad and I used to make up redneck jokes too (with apologies to Camo-Americans):
If you've ever been dropped off at the Waffle House in a limousine, you might be a redneck.
And if you can walk under your truck without bending over, you might be a redneck.
It might help to get these if you've ever driven through SC, Ga, Tenn, NC, etc.
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11-06-2015, 10:34 PM #327Senior Member
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A few more obvious pirate jokes, and this time I'll let you guys fill in the punch lines:
What is a pirate's favorite condiment for fish?
What is a pirate's favorite coin?
What is a pirate's favorite cooking fat? etc.
I guess I knew some clean jokes after all!
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11-07-2015, 12:01 AM #328
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11-07-2015, 02:00 AM #329
Why do pirates wear eye patches?
Because they can't afford iPads!Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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11-07-2015, 03:48 AM #330Senior Member
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