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04-18-2020, 11:53 PM #511Senior Member
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Two hillbillies putting up a fence, just hammering away in the hot sun. First one starts to notice his buddy occasionally throwin' a nail over his shoulder and reaching for another.
First hillbilly says, Hey! Whatcha doin' throwin' them nails away?
They're defective, says the other hillbilly.
What?
Yup. The point is on the wrong end.
......you idjit! Quit throwin' them out! We'll use them on the OTHER side of the fence.
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04-19-2020, 01:07 AM #512Skeptical Member
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Great one Slim!
It's just Sharpening, right?
Jerry...
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04-19-2020, 02:51 AM #513Senior Member
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Love it, slim.
slim6596 likes this.Mike
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04-21-2020, 01:16 AM #514'with that said'
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President Reagan was once asked why he was addressing a Future Farmers of America gathering, in Las Vegas of all places.
"Buster" he replied "they're in a business that makes a Las Vegas crap table look like a guaranteed annual income."
From Bob Dole's book Great Presidential Wit
Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdin’s cave of 'stuff'.
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04-21-2020, 03:49 PM #515Senior Member
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I have a time travel joke...but you guys didn't like it.
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04-21-2020, 03:56 PM #516Senior Member
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Don't worry. You tried it again tomorrow and we will liked it.
Originally Posted by bluesman7
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04-21-2020, 03:58 PM #517
Time travelers never stand in line!
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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04-21-2020, 08:43 PM #518Senior Member
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A bar near Geezers has free beer tomorrow from 2-4 PM.
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04-21-2020, 08:51 PM #519
Sorry, they are out of beer . . . boss not temporally mobile .
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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04-21-2020, 08:57 PM #520Senior Member
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Hard days...
I was tryin' to figure out which is worse,ignorance or apathy...Then I realized I don't know and I don't care...
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