I didn't think your joke was in poor taste, someone must be having a sense of humour failure.
If it were my joke removed i would be on the lookout for a private message to explain why.
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I thought it was clean Jamie. If that tee was wet, maybe not. But as it stood it was fine.
Spotted this at the exhaust shop im at today.
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It had nothing to do with the Harrison Ford picture. it was the one with Biden again posted after a warning.
Do you guys want to turn the clean jokes thread into a knock down drag out political brew ha like we have seen so many times in other threads?????
I mean if you do just repost it as a stand alone thread and then stand by.
No one is forced to be a member here. We don't have much in the way of requirements or rules. We just ask you to think before you post and remember this is a family rated site. Don't post something that will garner a sh**storm especially in our politically charged times unless it's a thread specifically started for that purpose so members opening up that thread know what to expect.
Hope Abe takes this the right way.
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A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding and had the following exchange:
• Officer: May I see your driver's license?
• Biker: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
• Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
• Biker: It's not my bike. I stole it.
• Officer: The motorcycle is stolen?
• Biker: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the tool bag when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the tool bag?
• Biker: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the dude who owns this bike and stuffed his dope in the saddle bags.
• Officer: There's drugs in the saddle bags too?!?!?
• Biker: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his captain. The biker was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the biker to handle the tense situation:
• Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
• Biker: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
• Captain: Who's motorcycle is this?
• Biker: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
• Captain: Could you slowly open your tool bag so I can see if there's a gun in it?
• Biker: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the tool bag.
• Captain: Would you mind opening your saddle bags? I was told you said there's drugs in them.
• Biker: No problem. The saddle bags were opened; no drugs.
• Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole this motorcycle, had a gun in the tool bag, and that there were drugs in the saddle bags.
• Biker: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.
Now that's funny--I don't care who you are, that's funny!
Police officer walks up to a man and says, "This dog tells me that you are on drugs." Man replies, "I'm on drugs? You're the one who's talking to a dog."
Three retires, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine September day.
One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn’t it?"
"No," the second man replied, "it’s Thursday."
And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let’s have a beer."
An armed man ran into a real estate
agency and shouted:
"Nobody move!"