Thread: Small revenges

In the 5th grade i put a praying mantis egg pod in the back of the drawer on my "favorite" teachers desk. When it hatched and what seemed like a few thousand baby mantids crawling all over her and her desk, I was the one that instantly got the blame. I guess my guilt was displayed when I was the only one that was laughing so hard I developed the hiccups as she went screaming down the hall.

For your viewing pleasure.

https://youtu.be/0MV5mb0RJLY

I emptied my bladder once on the driver's seat of the guy who repeatdly blocked my parkway every Sunday, back when I lived at the Beach. So I take my place on the porch and waited until the bastard come back from the Beach, just to watch the show. Yes, 1 1/2 hours later he came back, with a girl, just to seat on a soaked seat and to smell the bouquet of cooked piss in a car under the tropical Sun. It was epic, and worked very well.

I put a firecracker in a friend's overflowing ashtray and chicken nuggets under the seat of his car.

Dang!! You Guy's ARE BAD!!! I like that A LOT!!

The thing about revenge is it can get carried away, somebody gets me mad enough for revenge it does Not go well for them. That said, one of my favorites is to collect with an syringe and needle, Skunk Juice from the gland of fresh roadkill,, then, mix with equal portion or more of OLD salad oil, as it is Nasty!!, then, you go by their car, House, room at work with door and you put needle into lock and give a squirt, in cars, door locks and through the window rubber to interior of door, Big squirt.
When the victim sticks key into lock, all cool cause usually they just put keys in pocket, Stinky Pants!!. The summer sun works wonders on Olfactory concoctions inside door panels. Yep, Get Stinky Wid em'.

The fish in the hubcap works good.

On occasion, I take a pile of junk mail, swap contents with 'no postage required' envelopes, and mail them in.

Big tie-wrap around the driveshaft, leave the excess, of course!

Remind me to NEVER p1&& you guys off!
~Richard
Military Electronics School way back in the day...( about the first year Navy Electronics taught about transistors)
Had a Marine what plugged in every cord he could see. Most interesting was the day he found a cord connected to a small, hidden, electrolytic, bathtub capacitor... Smoke everywhere!
He always, maybe for the rest of his service career, had other people plug any cords what needed to be.

For a practical joke----> In my shop, a buddy of mine had to hand saw a chunk of steel 3 inches wide by 5/8 inch thick. Before he started and when he wasn't looking I installed the hacksaw blade backwards in the hacksaw frame. The big oaf managed to muscle his way through it and never even looked at the blade. Sure was funny watching him work up a sweat.

For revenge----> Years ago I sewed a fine copper wire in the back seat of my '68 Oldsmobile and hooked it up to a Model "T" Ford coil with a push button switch. I still call that girl "Hot Pants".

It may be an apocryphal story, or maybe not, but ........ supposedly in the 1960s in Florida a guy thought his wife was cheating on him. He drove a cement mixer and passed by his house with it during working hours. The man he suspected had parked in front of his house and he pulled up, stuck the chute in the window of the car, and filled it up even with the top of the doors.

I work in building maintenance. I have control of your thermostat....

Not that I have ever done that.

Geeze Benz, my Old Grandpa almost killed the garbage man with the T coil to the garbage can, meant to keep animals out of can, forgot to turn off on collection day....