Thread: Small revenges

I really felt bad about this and I'm sorry that I did it. A bigger lady and I mean big (about 400lbs) used to come to my house. She doesn't anymore. Anyway, I had a bottle of Johnson's baby lotion in the counter for MY dry hands. She used to take it and squeeze a tremendous amount on her hands and put it all over her arms. I replaced the baby lotion with wood glue. Again, I felt really bad because I'm supposed to be protecting and helping people instead of hurting them. I apologized again and again, but she has never stepped foot in my house since. The glue came off but she had a hell of a time getting it off.

Show compassion and tolerance, even if the person doesn't deserve it. Don't be an idiot like I was!

Sounds as if it worked a treat!

Hope she got that off, however!

A revenge prank I have heard was taping an open (drain out liquid, so no mess to be seen) tuna can somewhere innocuous. Under a desk/seat etc.

One time, as a freshman in highschool, my friends and I pranked ourselves. It was exams during the winter, and we could go off campus for lunch, since we had 90 minutes to do so. A buddy and I decided to buy a roast chicken from the grocery store, then eat it in front of our lockers with the rest of our friends who brought lunches, etc. At the end of lunch, because there was no garbage near-by, we just pitched our garbage into an unused locker by our lockers. When we returned from the long weekend, we couldn't figure out what the smell was by our lockers. For two weeks. I pieced it together one day, properly disposed of a bunch of rotting food and placed an air freshener in the locker.

Freshman year in football we had a senior that was a total pr!ck to underclassman. Somewhat of an egotistical prima donna that primp and pimped like he was all that to the ladies. So I snuck over the field house early and swapped out half of his lotion with my moms Nair. After loosing all of the hair on his face, arms, legs and torso, his parents freaked out and took him to a Dr to find out why he was losing all of his hair. They thought he had some weird balding disease. It was a priceless revenge.

He eventually found out but not until everyone had their fun making fun of McBaldy. That fall from grace was fast and hard for him.

The coaches had to talk to us about doing the right thing and making good choices since no-one fessed up.

I feel better now that I'm reading other peoples pranks that was meant to be hurtful to others. It doesn't excuse it, it just made me realize that I'm not only one who can be a total dick sometimes. Thanks!

Just call me little Richard! We all get a bit heated on occasion and an occasional "evening of score" can restore sanity, though I never claimed that I had any to begin with.
~Richard

Not me, but an acquaintance of mine who worked at the general motors plant spot welded a teaspoon by the handle to the inside of the door skin of the police fleet when they went through the plant. Took a long time to find out why they all rattled.

Originally Posted by Grazor

Not me, .

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Originally Posted by sharptonn

On occasion, I take a pile of junk mail, swap contents with 'no postage required' envelopes, and mail them in.

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I made a no postage required envelope weigh around 17 ounces one time.

I don't remember the exact weight but I had to hand carry it into the post office because it was to heavy to put into the postbox.

Everyone should have a bit of 'Imp' in them, eh?
Hit them where it hurts!

If not, you're just a victim!