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    Quote Originally Posted by Hirlau View Post
    I woke up one morning late for the school bus; didn't even have time to brush my teeth or eat.
    Threw my clothes on, grabbed my gun & ran outside to catch the bus.
    Then the daylight woke me up, as I stared at the neighbors house, I was 35 years old.
    Walked back into the house, crawled back in the bed pi$$ed off.

    Sooooo, You're a 35yr old...who still goes to school....on a school bus....and carries!?!?!?!?

    OR....you're a school bus driver!

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    I think he was dreaming of being young again (yes, we all know you WERE young once John ) Then he woke up and found he was old...
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    My wife and I once showed up for a house party with a bottle of wine in hand exactly 24 hrs late. The host opened the door in her PJ's, obviously tired and still hung over from the actual party, looked at us and said ah ..... it was last night. Not another word was said. I handed her the bottle of wine and we silently walked back to our car. We got back in the car and immediately burst out laughing so hard we had tears running down our faces. Just too funny.
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    I have had something similar happen to me before, same ol' story.

    What is funny, back in college, I would dream that I had forgotten about a class I signed up for. Usually about 6 weeks into the semester. I would wake up at 3am after this dream and freak out, checking my schedule for the class. I would find out, to my great relief, that that typically bizarre class wasn't in my schedule or even existed at any school.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeSomebody View Post
    I think he was dreaming of being young again (yes, we all know you WERE young once John ) Then he woke up and found he was old...
    35...Old???

    Pete <:-}
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    Quote Originally Posted by petercp4e View Post
    35...Old???

    Pete <:-}
    He was dreaming that he was 35! I'm way sure dirt is older than that....
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    Wow, great stories all-I thought I was bad!

    In the opposite direction, I love to wake up on a weekend morning in a temporary panic about being late for work, then realize it's Saturday or Sunday, and roll back over!
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