Thread: Mans Intelligence

CALL ME!!!!

It can't possibly be your fault that you tried to trim your hedge with a lawn mower, and picked the darn thing up by the blade casing while it was running to try and make your hedge beautiful. It is not your fault that you lost the majority of your fingers from this action. THE MANUFACTURER WAS NEGLIGENT!! They should have installed safety devices which shut down the engine when you let go of the handle. Its their fault, and we are going to make them pay!!!

Its not your fault that you got cancer from smoking!!! It was those damn cigarette manufacturers that maliciously lured you in with their seductive advertisements, and pleasurable smoking experiences that are at fault. THEY ARE THE NEGLIGENT ONES!!! Because of their carelessness, you are going to die a premature, horrendous, nightmarish death. We are going to make them pay!!!!

Its not your fault that you got fat by eating fried, greasy fast food. It is the restaurant's fault for not protecting you, and willfully using grease to fry their foods!!! Imagine that, willfully using grease to fry their food! They are the ones to blame for your unhealthy state, not you!! They will pay!!!



Call me, at the firm of Dewy, Cheatem, & How and I will get you the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ that you deserve!!!! (666) 666-6666

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