Now, I thought it was a razor
And a can of foamin' goo
But he told me right then when the top popped open
There was nothin' his box won't do
With the oil of Afro-dytee
And the dust of the Grand Wazoo
He said, "You might not believe this, little fella
But it'll cure your asthma too"
But I said
Look here brother
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?

-Frank Zappa