I want one of those big old globes that sit in old libraries in their own wooden frame. Preferably old enough that the Australian coastline was just a couple of squiggles below South East Asia.

They have a couple at The Queen's College in Oxford - the globe itself must be at least a meter in diameter (probably more like 1.5 meters).

Completely useless, of course, but I'd love one (or two).

James.