So here is my story:

Girlfriend is really into Halloween. I just want to get through the day and have fun but for her its another excuse to go shopping. Dang if she doesn't go out and start buying new shoes for her outfit. I'm like "Crap, she is out buying new shoes when she has 4,000 pairs in the closet."

I on the other hand wanted to put up a table and put up carved pumpkins on the table but in the last pumkin was me, with my head in the pumpkin under the table. When you got to the last pumpkin I would jump up and yell something scary. Lots of fun, and I wouldn't be wasting money on an outfit I'd wear once.

My girlfriend asks me: "But what are you going as?" I said, well jeeez. I said "Pumpkin head I guess, is it that big a deal"

Her: "Well, what does Pumpkin head wear?"
Me: "Under the table?"
Her: "Yea"
Me: "I'm not really sure"

Now I'm thinking I'm going to be going to work in November in orange pants so I can get my monies worth out of these stupid pants she is about to make me go buy so I can be a genuine Pumpkin Head.

I said "Never mind, I'm going as Woodland Hunter"

She says "Woodland Hunter?"

I ran off to the store and bought all the hunting gear I was going to try and convince the girlfriend to let me buy next month for hunting season. I bought binoculars and all kinds of stuff I would never even touch on Holloween.

I came back and said "I'm done with my costume, be thankful I didn't decide to to go as Safari Man, because he needs a new rifle"