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    Default God help me!!

    I am surrounded by women. I MEAN SURROUNDED!!!!!

    I have my wife, two daughters, two female cats, to female gerbils, my boss is a woman, my secretary is a woman, my paralegal is a woman, the office manager is a woman, the majority of the adjusters I get work from are female. I am a dot of testosterone in a sea of estrogen. I need help.

    I guess this is just me venting.

    Matt

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    I feel sorry for you sir!

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    Well, on the bright side, you'll never be short of a source of HHT hair or have to line up to use the toilet

    James
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    You have my sympathies. Find a masucline activity (other than shaving) or club and spend some time with the boys!

    Jordan

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    Dude...

    I have my wife, one daughter, 2 female cats...

    and I am a nurse so I work with a bunch of post menopausal man hating crazy women...



    God help us both.

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    I feel you there. Everyone I'm around, both work and everywhere else, is female. As long as they're nice, I don't mind. Last place I worked at had the not nice variety and it sucked. But really, that goes for any gender. I do definitely miss male coworkers. It's hard to talk shop with women

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    Wife, 2 daughters, no pets.

    I feel your pain.
    In a couple of years time, they will introduce a majority vote system to determine what's on the tv in the evenings.

    All those in favor of Die Hard 4


    All those in favor of


    End result:


    On the plus side: I am turning the basement into my territory. My computers are already there, and I am building a workbench there as well.
    And my wife won't come down there as long as the stairs are not fixed (yaay) so I think I only have to lay floor tiles, whitewash the walls, add a comfy chair and a stereo...
    Til shade is gone, til water is gone, Into the shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath.
    To spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the Last Day

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimbo View Post
    Well, on the bright side, you'll never be short of a source of HHT hair or have to line up to use the toilet

    James
    Yeah, but Matt's gonna have to make damned sure he lowers the seat every time or he'll have a female lynch mob out for him.

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    Hahaha, excellent.

    My firstborn is going to be a boy so at least I'll always have SOMEONE on my side. But on the plus side....my wife is already on my side....

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    How come men are expected to be able to lift the bog seat but women are incapable of lowering it? Never figured that out.

    Gareth

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