Thread: If you're tired of the current crop of misfit candidates I have a solution...

Im sorry,but I cant afford the paycut unless I can have a deduct box ala Huey Long.I will also require full immunity for everything inmmaginable in advance.I will also require the services of our newest contributor the Kantian Pragmatist as my press secretary,as hardly anybody knows what the f*** he is talking about(I think this would be a great asset when attempting to communicate our positions to the American people).And finally I would require congress(I would like Nancy Pelosi to sponsor this legislation)to pass legislation requiring ritualistic pubic hair shaving of all Americans over the age of 18.This shaving should be done with an SRP approved razor and done by a member of the opposite sex.Then the shaved area must be treated with Pinaud Lilac Vegetal.JMS will be in charge of our law inforcement(our version of the Tonton macouts,and will be know as the Traveller's toecutters If You accept my proposed platform I will be happy to accept
Also I dont like that Hail to the Cheif music,could we substitute it wih ZZ top's La Grainge best regards HRH Traveller(the first)
Im sure Bruno and I can do better than Billary,or the Dalai Obama............P.s in an effort to bring us together we will enlist the Rev.Wright as our spiritual advisor