Thread: the man who wouldbe president

Gentlemen, keep it civil.

Regards,
EL

Mama always said "stupid is as stupid does".

Originally Posted by elbonator

Gentlemen, keep it civil.

Regards,
EL

We are Sir, we are!

All in good fun and good spirit.
Politics and shaving---a great mix!!

Originally Posted by Traveller

We might be away a few months so bring your bathing suit,and an extra pair of flip flops

How about condoms - who's gonna pay for those? I know for sure that big pharma pays your kickbacks in viagra, so I'm concerned that the biggest expense is not the booze. Unless of course you've already shaved RichZ style and the razor slid outta the hand...

Perhaps in light of my concerns now I get to be in charge of FDA? If so I can start putting together the list of my demands. Not this is not an application, my applying will cost you a yacht, 50 of your choicest personal concubines, 24/7 access to airforce1 at higher priority than anybody else, including the Douche himself. I'll let you know my fee for processing my application when we get closer to it.

Originally Posted by Traveller

Quick Orange POSITIVELY Your first assignment will be addressing the obesity problem of the american women.Im getting tired of looking at all the fat a***s,and would like our women's posteriors to look more like those of some of our third world neighbors.We could get the cabinet together and take a trip to some of these countries(I know all the best ones) and we could do a comprehensive study of what constitutes a nice lookin a**.We might be away a few months so bring your bathing suit,and an extra pair of flip flops.Booze .the tax payers will be on the hook for the booze,cigars and horizontal entertainment(I also know all the best spots).Ill need you answer pretty soon as I going to Panama june 6,and we might as well get started.(very few fat a**es in Panama.Best regards

Let's do it. I pledge to be the most negative, cynical, sarcastic person you can hire. I also pledge to be an expert in female posterior investigation having perfected my [non horizontal] investigation techniques on no less than 10,000 females in the last couple years.

C'mon, I already do all the above gratis, so this'll be a nice change

Originally Posted by Quick Orange

Let's do it. I pledge to be the most negative, cynical, sarcastic person you can hire. I also pledge to be an expert in female posterior investigation having perfected my [non horizontal] investigation techniques on no less than 10,000 females in the last couple years.

C'mon, I already do all the above gratis, so this'll be a nice change

Now you have to post on "A rather shapely t-shirt" thread!

Originally Posted by JMS

Now you have to post on "A rather shapely t-shirt" thread!

Done good sir!

I have picked two individuals t be in charge of improving race relations under my administration .Will the already appointed cabinet members please vote on these guys.(they come as a Pair/team)They will not be accompaning us on our Panama trip,as they have expressed a prefrence for extra large booties........................................... ...And yes Billie jeff2 I am stupid ,care to meet at Cal Tech next week and compare resumes( Ill be there giving some emeritus guest lectures,and will have a little time to spare)

Our race relations cabinet nominees ,please vote

Gugi ,in answer to the condom problem,this has a very simple solution.We have already heard from the Dalai Obama's spiritual adviser(Rev Wright) that Aids is a disease invented by the CIA as a method, for racial/ethnic cleansing.Now if we can just get Obama into talking Rev Wright into revealing exactly who the perps are.we can get the antidote from them(they must have one),vacinate ourselves,and then we can ride bareback,brilliant solution,see why I am the best man for uberkommander(and Billiejeff2 say's Im stupid)