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03-26-2008, 12:13 AM #1Senior Member
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the man who wouldbe president
Well I guess we dont have to worry about him taking those 3 am phone calls if hes this stupid.Best regards Traveller(SRP nominee for fuhrer)
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03-26-2008, 12:29 AM #2Usagi Yojimbo
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Your Highness
I love it!!
May I be excused your Highness?
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03-26-2008, 12:51 AM #3There is no charge for Awesomeness
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Aww, now come on Gary, be fair. Clearly he's talking to someone in Australia!
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03-26-2008, 12:52 AM #4Senior Member
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Im wondering why he has the notebook and pen on the chair,do you reckon he knows how to use them,or are they just for effect also.Well at least we have Billary to fall back on shes a real hero exiting a plane under sniper fire to bring humanitarian aid to the Bosnians,then we find out she's full of shit and was lying her ass off.I definitely think I am the best canidate as I will tell you up front I will lie my ass off ,and steal the country blind,but if anybody F***s with us i will also nuke them till they resemble mexico Regards El Duche(we are already preparing dossiers on our opponents)
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03-26-2008, 12:58 AM #5Senior Member
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Brilliant Jimbo Funny,would you consider being our minister of education?You will have executive immunity for everything.we are also considering reinstating a pro sexual harrasment policy,in an effort to recruit more male heterosexual teachers....Regards Papa Doc
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03-26-2008, 01:07 AM #6Dapper Dandy
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No kidding, who uses a phone with a cord anymore?
As long as you're giving away positions, I'd like to be Minister of Negativity.
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03-26-2008, 01:34 AM #7Senior Member
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Quick Orange POSITIVELY Your first assignment will be addressing the obesity problem of the american women.Im getting tired of looking at all the fat a***s,and would like our women's posteriors to look more like those of some of our third world neighbors.We could get the cabinet together and take a trip to some of these countries(I know all the best ones) and we could do a comprehensive study of what constitutes a nice lookin a**.We might be away a few months so bring your bathing suit,and an extra pair of flip flops.Booze .the tax payers will be on the hook for the booze,cigars and horizontal entertainment(I also know all the best spots).Ill need you answer pretty soon as I going to Panama june 6,and we might as well get started.(very few fat a**es in Panama.Best regards
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03-26-2008, 02:05 AM #8Senior Member
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very funny lol. Wonder who the hand on the floor belongs to?
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03-26-2008, 02:29 AM #9Senior Member
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He's nowhere as stupid as you are for believing that photo's real!!
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03-26-2008, 02:34 AM #10Usagi Yojimbo
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You figured out the picture's not real? Smart man!
Originally Posted by billyjeff2
He's nowhere as stupid as you are for believing that photo's real!!
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