Belgium seems to make at least one malt whisky.
Of course I had to buy and try it. It only cost 15 euros, which should have been ample warning.

On the bottle it was advertised as Belgium's best kept secret.
As far as I am concerned, we should keep it that way.
Awful swill. Probably good for using as desinfectant, but ugly taste and a woozy feeling the day after, even from just 1 glass.