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    Default Here's your sign... ?

    Last night I was watching tv, and a couple of US stand up comedians were telling 'here's your sign' jokes.
    I got the jokes (duh) but I didn't understand what the 'here's your sigh' stuff was about.

    A quick google later I found this
    snopes.com: Here's Your Sign

    Now I have a habit of answering stupid questions with stupid answers like this, but I assume you don't actually say 'here's your sign' after giving the answer in such a situation?
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    I am suddenly feeling very fortunate that I do not own a TV set!!

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    I don't watch tv much. mostly on sunday evenings.
    The tv is usually on in the evening, but to me it is more of a background thing. I use it more for listening than for watching.

    I could easily go without tv, but my wife thinks different (I think it comes automatically with being married).
    Maybe the minister should've given given me a sign when I said 'I do'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruno View Post
    I don't watch tv much. mostly on sunday evenings.
    The tv is usually on in the evening, but to me it is more of a background thing. I use it more for listening than for watching.

    I could easily go without tv, but my wife thinks different (I think it comes automatically with being married).
    Maybe the minister should've given given me a sign when I said 'I do'
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    sometimes you do. I believe bill engvall originated this, but I might be mistaken. it's a pretty popular thing to say here in DFW.

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    Heres the bit Bill Engvall did where he explains what the sign is for.

    YouTube - Bill Engvall-STUPID PEOPLE!


    This is the origin of the joke. Its become so much a part of the culture that now he and others just say here's your sign when you make a stupid comment and we all get it.

    Its his signature, kind of like Jeff Foxworthys "you might be a redneck"

    Just like "wheres the beef" was in the 80's or "cha ching" in the ninties.

    I love this bit!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Interesting. So you can say this without getting kicked in the teeth. who'd have tought.
    I suppose it is something that everybody knows, and as such it is not an insult anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruno View Post
    Interesting. So you can say this without getting kicked in the teeth. who'd have tought.
    I suppose it is something that everybody knows, and as such it is not an insult anymore.
    I didn't know about it before. I guess I need a sign
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    Its pretty popular in America, I don't think its quite so elsewhere, your not missing much really...

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    I never heard it before.

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