Thread: Robert

I don't mean to alarm you, but that appears to be a radioactive chipmunk of the type typically found around the NJ Turnpike. Must have wondered North from the Meadowlands. Most likely stowed away aboard a pick up truck on the way home from either a Giants game or DMB concert years ago. Your only hope is that it was alone. If not, my prayers are with your ducks...those things won't stop until they find good Chinese food.

Originally Posted by nun2sharp

Is that divert or pervert?

And you're playing the straight man!?

Right now, I'm thinking badger.

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I can tell you all what Robert is...

He's not pining! He's passed on! This Robert is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the pyramid he'd be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off this mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-ROBERT!!

Well i'll go and get a replacement for you then....

I will post pics of an identical skull to the one you have
after you have look at them and decide if they match, then I will tell you what it is you have been dragging around for... um... how long now?

I may be a royal ass but I assure you that I know my dead critters.

pics 1 and 2
count the teeth in the rear
pic 1 those rearmost 3 teeth are molars
bobcats don't have any molars as can be seen in pic 2 they instead have carnassials to shear flesh
this was an omnivore, I should have seen it before


pics 3 and 4
that front view was helpful, real helpful

I think you will agree, as will others that I have discovered Robert's identity.
And remember, I did it because I care.
(and to increase the size of my genitalia )

Originally Posted by gratewhitehuntr

And remember, I did it because I care.
(and to increase the size of my genitalia )

Hmm, yeah. Knowing your skulls must be a big turn-on to all the gals.....

Originally Posted by sidneykidney

Hmm, yeah. Knowing your skulls must be a big turn-on to all the gals.....

that was in reference to a cheap shot about how telling people they were wrong made my we-we bigger

it has since been deleted but the OP knows what I'm talking about

oh no, it is a skunk!

Originally Posted by tjiscooler

Nun2sharp, the moose is real. I almost crapped my pants when i saw it....

Yay!! I love that Moose. Did we name him yet?

Originally Posted by majurey

I can tell you all what Robert is...

He's not pining! He's passed on! This Robert is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the pyramid he'd be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off this mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-ROBERT!!

Now........ are we really sure Robert is not a dead PARROT?!

Icedog, thank you for the laugh, the tears were rolling I laughed so much. On a more serious note, I'm really sorry some critter is poaching your Ducks.

I am too! Normally id have to say its just natures way but its awful because they cant fly away...its not very fair.