A non-offending thread! By JMS

[Seraphim]

I will say that JMS' post is a "good defense".


Since we all know that the best offense is a good defense!

I hope I didn't good defense anybody with this post....

[JMS]

Now, only if I could start a thread that doesn't offend the offended in this thread! Wouldn't that be grand?

I hope I haven't offended anyone... have I?

[Nickelking]

Now, only if I could start a thread that doesn't offend the offended in this thread! Wouldn't that be grand?

I hope I haven't offended anyone... have I?

Maybe try a thread about your favorite cheese? No actually that would offend me.

[artilleryo]

Monty Python was here.

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[WireBeard]

I'm calling for help


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[jockeys]

jms-> so, you've decided to be inoffensive now, have you?



BLASPHEMY! I find it offensive. There is nothing more offensive to me than inoffensiveness. And I'm a pretty unoffendable sort of fellow. I like to think that no amount of offensiveness can offend me, by the sheer virtue of my unoffendable nature. Yet, it seems that your inoffensiveness attains a level of offensiveness by it's very nature of being inoffensive, and that despite my unoffendable nature, I find myself very offended.

Now I've said that word too many times, and it sounds really weird when I say it out loud. I hate it when that happens.

[hoglahoo]

A Bowl of Fruit



Offensive?

[w12code3]

A Bowl of Fruit

Offensive?

Why yes it is.... clearly your exclusive little fruit club discriminates against strawberries and I have been known to sell strawberries at the local farmer's market; therefore you are discriminating against me and my kin... I am quite offended, Sir, and demand satisfaction... *throws glove at hoglahoo's feet

[hoglahoo]

Here's what I think of your precious little strawberries, muahahahahaha!
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