Thread: Good Quotes

Originally Posted by ScottS

"Wherever you go, there you are"
Repo Man

Repon man! YAY!!!

Here's one of mine:

"My cat can eat a whole watermelon."
-Reuben and Ed

"Perhaps the meek shall inherit the Earth, but they'll do it in very small plots . . . about 6 feet by 3 feet."
Robert A. Heinlein

Life is not Television...Life is a Movie in which you are the star and the director. So make sure you are proud of every scene because you don't get to see the credits roll.
T. Young

They look friendly to me...
George Armstrong Custer

Never participate in a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a 4.

"I do believe that where there is a choice only between cowardice and violence I would advise violence."
Mohandas Gandhi

Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah? He used to live in whales for a while.
Groucho Marx

"Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read."
Groucho Marx

“If you have a mother-in-law with only one eye and she has it in the center of her forehead, don't keep her in the living room”

Lyndon B. Johnson, U.S. President, regarding Viet Nam being a topic during the 1964 campaign.

But is there any comfort to be found? Man is in love and loves what vanishes, What more is there to say?

W.B. Yeats

One never knows, do one ?

Fats Waller

Here are a few of my favorite:



Perhaps it is better in this present world of ours that a revolutionary idea or invention instead of being helped and patted, be hampered and ill-treated in its adolescence ... by selfish interest, pedantry, stupidity and ignorance; that it be attacked and stifled; that it pass through bitter trials and tribulations, through the heartless strife of commercial exist*ence. So do we get our light. So all that was great in the past was ridiculed, condemned, combated, suppressed–only to emerge all the more powerfully, all the more triumphantly from the struggle.

–Nikola Tesla


How happy is the blameless vestal's lot!
The world forgetting, by the world forgot.
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind!
Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd



–Alexander Pope


Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.

–Mark Twain

I like pants.

Originally Posted by crazycliff200843

I like pants.

And I dont.